You need to know what you're getting yourself into here.
This is sacred script, and if you ever, EVER critisize the Nominess of this precious book then the Nom Goddess will look down upon you in disgust. (And you may die the following month)
If you vote for this sacred story, then the Nom Goddess will FOREVER look down upon you in happiness and proudness.
If you have EVER actually disrespected the Nom in a big way, then you're going to die soon anyway. I should go to Disneyland quickly.
Advice for those who believe that they will die because in their lives they have ignored the Nom a little. You must pray to the Nom Goddess and then ALWAYS say nom whilst eating. This will solve your problems.
New to this Nominess? Just go along with it, it'll do you good, give you some protein...Or something like that.
Right, I think you're ready to see the Nominess I have spent hours tapping. Prepare for the 100 part book of Noms! ( NOTE: STILL BEIMG COPIED FROM ANCIENT SCRIPTURES)
Don't forget to vote for this jolly novel ;)
You don't really have a choice cause you're gonna die otherwise. I wouldn't chance it!
