Typical WWE Fanfic Moments

descriptions, story titles & more

HOT.DAMN.

People still read this thing? Woah. Woah. Woah. Then let's update it, shall we?

*old rose voice* It's been 84 years...but guess what bitch is here to update *wink* yes, yours truly

Chapter four -descriptions, story titles and yeah some stuff

I know what you're thinking babe, and I'm really sorry. I know that probably in the last weeks you were mentally face-palming yourself and asking why the hell doesn't that bitch update already. Well, don't know, maybe I kinda lost my humour or motivation or some shit that no one cares about anyway. And I also know that when you saw that title you were like: "beht paige u said that u gonna make this chaptah bout first dates" I know, I know, we'll get here too in the next chapters.(lol jk it's not like everyone actually cares------ or do they???????) Let's hope they're gonna get posted before spring break. Also, if you have suggestions for the next chapters you could post them in the comments or pm me.

Ok, that was my first and last moment of me being serious in this chapter, pinky promise. (:

The real chapter four - descriptions, story titles and more (whoops rhyme)

So, am I the only one that noticed the hipsterish vibe that some fanfics give you? Oh, and you don't even have to read them, young grasshopper. The title says it all. And no, I'm not talking about the one-word-titles, I'm talking about the initials in the title. Of course that I read hipster fanfics, whaddaya think? But something caught my attention. C.G. Basically, for 2 minutes straight, I just stared at the c.g initials and even if you would've smacked my head with a pan right there, I wouldn't figure it out.

So, could any of you guess who's the person with the c.g initials?

And when my dumb ass decided to finally click on that story, guess who?

Corey Fucking Graves.

????????

I mean, how the actual fuck could my ass guess that c.g. is Corey Fucking Graves? (yes i do think with my ass) H.O.W. and the cover was just a random photo. well alright then didn't know that was a trend but hey what do I know about fanfics

Names are such precious things and they should be protected, young grasshopper. And because obviously I am here to teach you the theory of everything, here is me introducing you to the world of hipster titles that you should totally avoid and spray with holy water. (btw I made those up they don't exist so don't go and search for them babe)

Aggression || r.r

OId school || s.r.

Psycho || d.a (of course I had to put those initials here, forgot that my babe is the only one with a mental illness?)

Broken trust || j.c

Hero || p.b

Alone || j.h

Problem || r.o

Wonderland || j.u.

Neon lights || t.h.

If you guessed all of them, u da real MVP babe.

And almost all of them have the desciption like :

"in which a young man broke a girl's heart while they were listening to pitbull #dale" © thegreatass 2015. Steal my story, I steal your toilet.

Alright then. No need to get personal, babe. *backs off*

Also, let's not forget about the titles that hurt my soul (who am i kidding I have no such thing)