(imagine its in a british accent)
I've come to make an announcement: jade harlequin shamrock's a bitchass motherfucker. she dissed my fucking hair. That's right, she took her vomit green ass hair out and she dissed my fucking hair, and she said her hair was THIS FLUFFY. And I said "that's bullcrap!" So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Jade harlequin shamrock, you got hard hair, it's as soft as this walnut except WAY harder. And guess what, here's what my hair feels like: (soft noises) That's right baby. All points, no pins, no hairspray, look at that it looks like a fluffy christmas tree. she dissed my hair so guess what, I'm gonna DISS YOUR HAIR. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER MEGA BURNS! Except I'm not gonna diss your hair, I'm gonna go higher. I'm dissing yoUR TEAMS HAIR!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, CRIMSON?! I DISSED YOUR HAIR, YOU IDIOT!!!
You have 23 hours before the immense pain sets in. Now get out of my fucking sight before I diss you too.
