Jaya Oneshot (Castle AU)

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One day, Taya was walking down the hallways of the castle, cursing like Cloud.
"Taya stop cursing we live in the castle of God!" Jordyn cried, dressed like a nun, in the middle of her worship session.
"Jordyn you're right, I love God, and cursing isn't going to help me see his luscious ass! I mean I won't get to heaven if I don't worship God." She saw the disapproving look on Jordyn's face.
"God has a nice ass." Kenny confirmed, even though she doesn't like men (i think).
"Gross. God's ass is not something you would like to see." Jordi shook his head, "I saw it once, when I was in a coma."
"Hm. Was his ass hot? Is it your favourite ass?" Cloud piped up, their face burning bright red as they heard everyone start laughing.

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