Shrek x Carl Wheezer

Carls POV

I was grocery shopping with Jimmy's hot mom. I had finally wood her to start dating me. She couldn't resist my manliness. Hey babe.. she said. Ya bebe? I said. I think we should think about buying new toothpaste our year supply is out. She said. I was so tired of having to walk all the way to the other side of the store to buy a gallon of toothpaste everytime we were in the grocery store. Toothpaste wh0re! I said as I harfed down the garlic powder. She didn't here me so I left to buy some toothpaste. I grabbed a cart and walked down the isles. I saw a beefy green figure walk past me. The orgasmic smell of rotten onions wafted passed me. Who was this person I was thinking as the intoxicating smell went into my lungs.