Jotaro had just introduced Polnareff to Josuke. Jotaro had thought they got along well, and they did, the only thing they really have in common is their wacky hair, so he was suprised.
A few days after they had met, Josuke had decided to introduce Polnareff to Tonio.
*at tonios restaurant*
"Hello jo- oo~ who's this, Josuke?" Tonio was suprised.
"This is one of Jotaro's friends, Polnareff. Surprising, I know. I didn't even know he had friends."
"Y'know, you both have wacky hair. Why is his hair so tall?"
Polnareff looked at Tonio angrily as he sat them down. After Tonio decided what to make them, he walked away. Polnareff couldn't help but notice how fat and juicy his ass was. He had never seen someone with such an ass, other than his own, of course. Polnareff got angry knowing the fact someones butt was fatter than his. He started to cry. Josuke didn't think anything of it, just thinking he drank some of Tonio's water. After they were done at Tonio's, Polnareff had found out where Toni lived.
Polnareff went back to his hotel room, and as he was walking in, he saw a tall, redheaded man standing in front of his tv.
"Uh-?" Polnareff was speechless. The man had turned to him and he saw it was his old friend, Kakyoin.
"I THOUGHT YOU DIED! KAKYOIN?" Pol was in complete shock
"Polnareff, I'm gonna help you kill Tonio. I came back from the dead because it is completely not ok for someone with such a fat ass to exist."
polnareff needed to sit down. If only Avdol was here, too...
"Ok. Let's kill him." Polnareff smirked.
When the clock turned midnight, Polnareff and Kakyoin decided to head out. Pol knew exactly where tonio lived. They snuck through his bedroom window, but they were not expecting to see Jotaro in bed with Tonio, not knowing they were married. Polnareff and Kakyoin were in shock. Silently and slowly, Polnareff called out silver chariot. He then proceeded to stab Tonio 37 times. It didn't wake Jotaro up. Polnareff and Kakyoin then drove back to the hotel.
The next morning when Jotaro woke up, he was covered in blood. He saw his boyfriends corpse laying next to him. He started to sob. Everytime he tried to get with someone, they end up dying.
Later in the day, he had decided to arrange a funeral for tonio with polpol.
*at the funeral*
"Damn... I actually liked him. I fucking hate myself. it was my fault he died." Jotaro started to cry while Polnareff was doing the wap dance on Tonios grave.
"I said, certified freak, Seven days a week. Wet-ass pussy, Make that pull-out game weak, woo" Polnareff had started singing. Jotaro looked at Polnareff with so much hatred.
"Now's not the time, Polnareff." Jotaro screamed at pol.
A few days after the funeral, Tonio had shown up at Polnareffs hotel room. He had risen from the dead. When they buried him, he wasn't fully dead. Josuke was able to heal him using Crazy D.
Tonio had brung his sharpest kitchen knife with him.
Tonio proceeded to break into pol's hotel room. He jumped on Polnareff and stabbed him 60 times. He did the same to Kakyoin.
Tonio had then kidnapped Jotaro, and he rode off into the sunset with him. Then, Tonio brought Jotaro to his million dollar mansion.
When they went into Tonios mansion, they had found Gordon Ramsay had broken in and he was naked. Jotaro started twerking on Tonio, But Tonio was obviously in distress.
"WHO ARE YOU! GET OUT OF MY MANSION!!!" Tonio screamed.
Lady Gaga then broke through a wall in Tonios mansion, riding a motorcycle.
"hi tonio it's me lady gaga" Lady Gaga proceeded to light Tonios mansion on fire trying to get Gordon out.
"LADY GAGA NO! MY MANSION!" tonio screamed once again.
Jotaro was still twerking on tonio, as they all died in the fire. Except Lady Gaga, she's immortal.
THE END😈
