Beg || hp smuts

A/N

Hello all, ew i hate writing formally.

i'll just get straight to the point, dont be afraid to request things.

this is a book full of sMUT SO if i see one comment complaining about something i wrote which someone requested, i will not hesitate to shut your ass up. dont get mad at mE, im only writing things people request.

please do remember that i have a life. im going to take care of myself over writing stories if i have to, so please, refrain from begging me to update.

you can ask for part 2s or more, fine, but do NOT spam my comments asking me to update this book.

      requests:

when requesting, i would really appreciate it if youre detailed about your request. i dont want to see something like
"can you write smut where neville is dominant"
like yes obviously i can and will but please please please be more specific.

things such as:
-certain phrases you'd like to see in the story
•i.e. "You're taking me so well kitten" or        even just something like "he said, thrusting once between each word."

-how kinky do you want this shit to get?
•i.e. ddlg type shit, bdsm, basic daddy shit,   choking, or soft love making.. etc.
  so basically,
on a scale from tom riddle - cedric diggory, how kinky would you want it to be?

-a basic plot- like 'angry sex after fighting over who y/n can and cannot be friends with'

-if you request things like threesomes, specify who you would want to be dominant, submissive, and ig verse. it can be any variation, i dont care.

-if you want angst, dont just say 'ron smut with hella angst' like what the fuck do i do with that?? be sPECIFIC. what do you have in mind? what exactly are you day dreaming about that you want to read?

-dont be shy about requesting. if you want i'll add your username at the top before i put your request. if not i'll leave it anonymous.

-i can't believe i have to say this but i will not write oneshots with incest. swear to god im still scarred from this one story i read- ugh -maybe i guess a small exception for the twins?? yk?-

-DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING FOR DUMBLEDORE SMUT OR FUCKIN HAGRID X HARRY SMUT I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT THATS A THING.

Comments

-please do not spam the comments with fuckin keyboard smashes. sentences and reactions, sure, all for it. but if its meaningless 'sHEHFOEHFKCIEUF'
as much as i love that, dont. <3   at least, not repeatedly. cause' then i'd be a hypocrite.

-swear to god dont start bEef in my mf comments. unless its actually something completely outrageous, dont start shit.
•if i see a fight start bc someone said "i dont really care for neville that much" i will 100% add the participants to my list of potential blocks, you get three warnings; that's it.
• HOWEVER, if a fight starts bc someone said something very wrong in so many ways.. i wouldnt be surprised if i was the one to start the argument tbh 💀🤚🏼

-for the love of god please be positive. i know i literally give zero fucks about other peoples opinions but i do not need unnecessary negativity from a place that i come to so i can escape.

- i dont give a fuck about keeping the comments family friendly i think thats stupid as hell. actually, if you can figure out unique ways to swear in the comments without it getting deleted, i will be incredibly proud.

okay, for this wholeass special breed of people in my messages wanting a face reveal???
w h y-  
are you tryna put a face to the author?

im not doing a face reveal when my insta is literally in my bio smh