Extra: Breaking the Fourth Wall

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In which the Omegas read AOB fanfics.

WARNING: Breaking the fourth wall heavily; Iduna is indifferent with it, and everyone rolled with it except for Mahiru. Oh, and mentions of personal, probably controversial, opinions.

Confusing and short chapter. Please be prepared.

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"..." What's wrong, Mikuni?" Mahiru asked from afar.

"Oh no, it's just..." Mikuni coughed as he gazes up from his book, "I was reading those AOB fanfictions and,

Misono from behind spits his drink like a long water-pistol shot.

"...Pardon?" the purple-haired wiped his mouth with such a cynical smile on his face.

"Well..." he started, "it always bothered me how people would describe Omegas,"

Mikuni then pointed to a block of text, "it's cliche. Often, they would be helpless; other times, they would be unrealistically firm. One thing in common is that they are helpless in anyways," then he sighed,

"I keep seeing them as vulnerable or has an unrealistically tough shell that is breakable for way too often..."

"I know, right?!" Iduna agreed as she approached the crowd from the other room. Stepping in with her usual creations and let them clanked down from her hands as she sat down and continued the conversation,

"God! It has to fix right now! Usually, for the better, of course," she complained, "it always has to be a 'helpless woman' or a 'helpless, skinny, baby man'; It's just that plain to read." she huffed.

"Yes, yes!" Hugh jumped off, "we're not like that at all! We kick asses!" most of the room chatting in agreement, too.

"That's right!" Mahiru chimed in.

"Omega deserves better!" Misono shouted.

"Give us fellow strength!" Mikuni protested.

"I don't get it, though," Niccolo timidly raised his hand, "like, I understand the helpless woman troupe, pretty obvious. But 'helpless, skinny, baby man'? Sounds a bit extra, don't you think?"

"Well, it's a bit hard to explain without getting called a sexist," Iduna hummed,

"Those who appeared in the shows/books or how fans interpret them as a bit frail and tiny compared to the rest. A bit malnourished for most of them."

"How about you give me an example of this?" Hugh gentlemanly suggested, "That way, it won't confuse!" he jumped.

"Well, for starters, you..."

"WHAT?!"

"Misono and Mahiru..."

"EXCUSE ME?!"

"I mean...I won't deny it."

"Most of the male here is that kind of depiction; I guessed Mikuni is leaned towards overall appearance, and Niccolo is more because of his timid personality,"

"What about Tsubaki?" Mikuni gave a disbelief smile.

"He kinda is?" the mechanic furrowed her brows, "I don't know?! I haven't seen him in ages! I bet he's at the gym right now while filling with Haagen Dazs, for sustainess!" she grinned,

"And Hyde?" Niccolo joined.

"Twink, twunk all the way." Iduna grinned,

"and other examples from other universes too..."

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