Tease, Toy and Trouble

Travis has left the building....

He really has nice teeth, he really does. I wonder how much he brushes to get them so white, he could whiten them.

"How are your teeth so white and straight? Did you have braces? Do you whiten?" My head was angled up so I could stare at his amazing teeth. I know a little weird but what else can I do when he just sits there with his mouth open.

"Hell Travis! That hurts a lot, not nice mister!" He stabbed me with a pencil. I think he used it today because it wasn't very sharp but it still hurts a lot. I should have been on the look out for them since I knew he had them at the ready.

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BO! THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR TEETH!" My goodness my ears are bleeding, they have to be because he is insanely loud and shrill for a boy.

"Well Travis, what else is there to say when you just sit there and showcase them for the last ten minutes!" Now I'm rubbing my ears and my hand. Violent little boy he is.

"I....just....I don't really know. My brain is still brain-waving. Sorry for stabbing you that was not necessary it's just that stupid Ryder that is driving me crazy!" This was a far better volume to listen to and he looked like someone kicked his puppy, poor Travis.

I wished I looked that cute when I pouted my lip. I just looked like a fish that smelled a fart. Not a good look at all.

"Well do you mind processing while we go towards the kitchen because I feel like I need a snack or a drink of some sorts." I pushed myself off my bed and walked towards Danny.

I heard Travis shuffle behind me still processing away while Danny kept his little eyes glued to all that was happening. I bet he would tell all my secrets to my dad because I wasn't aloud to close my bedroom door. I'm surprised he did not attack Travis for attacking me with a pencil, do I really want him as my guard.

I glanced at him out of the corner of my eye and noticed he was already glaring my way. What did I ever do to him?! Then I remembered and then I laughed....like really hard insane asylum hard.

When we passed airport security the boy's looked at Danny and I saw the pity in their eyes. But I knew they found it funny. I overheard them saying it was only fair Danny had to deal with my crazy because he was the boss of the operation. So I just winked and waved and went towards my final destination. See what I did there.....

Danny had placed himself somewhere in a corner. I guess you can put baby in a corner because I could swear he was pouting like one. I might really have gone of the map here. Staying indoors for the past days is not the best way to live for a vibrant personality as myself. I was laughing at my own puns and jokes like I was having friends over....in my head.

"I really need to leave this HOUSE! I'm going INSANE HERE! DADDY DEAREST!!!!" See completely crazy. I could see Danny agreeing in the corner of my eye, I would like to think he was scared of me.

"Ok crazy lady tone it down a notch. This isn't going to let your dad see that you can handle being outside and responsible and stable for that matter." Travis had decided he was an expert in the field of how to handle this situation apparently.

"Do tell me all about your discoveries my dear Watson." If I would have had glasses I would have given him the over the glasses look some teacher like to give you.

He let out a snort. Glad to see not everything makes him look handsome. "Please if anybody here is Sherlock Holmes it's me. I have already cracked this case open and it only took me 15 to 20 minutes."

I laughed at that I really did even Danny laughed at that. "Sherlock would have solved it under 5 minutes and that's on a day where he hit his head, got shot and is falling a sleep." Ah it felt nice to let my eyebrow out of its permanent frown.