Sans ran through the dark forest, as mist started to flow around him.
Papyrus ran behind him, chasing him with a stick. "SANS! WHERE IS MY JUNIOR JUMBLE?! YOU FIEND!!" Papyrus yelled, angrily. And madly.A silhouette appeared between two trees, holding something, they raised the object, and a blast of orange light suddenly appeared as a grey stream of smoke went through papyrus, killing him.Papyrus was fucking died. Sans started to weep. But even with a broken heart Sans moved on fast, because he was attracted to the smoke. Sans ran to the source, blushing hard.The figure started firing shots at Sans, but sans was so cool and awesome AND SWAGGER so he quickly dodged all the shots like a pro, the figure afraid of San's SWAGGER SKILLS proceeded to disappear. SO TRUE!Sans was flabbergasted, like gaster the skeleton sans man. "OH NO! WHERE DID THAT PERSON GO! I MUST FIND THEM, BECAUSE I AM SUDDENLY VERY ATTRACTED TO THEM"SUDDENLY! The figure reappeared above sans with a big phat blade and swung the big phat blade with mighty grace.It turns out, the blade was actually made out of styrofoam. So it didn't do damage to daddy sans, well, mostly it didn't. It affected his heart, making him blush instantly and scream with joy. He screamed so loud everyone else in snowdin died except for him and the stranger.The moon repositioned itself conveniently, revealing that the figure was MARIO, the mario brother. They proceeded to get into an intense battle of wits and awesomeness AND SWAGGER, throwing punches back and forth.Suddenly, Sans was bleeding ketchup out of his chest and mouth and arms. But then, he was saved, his dying breaths put away as someone came to save him. That was OBVIOUSLY me, poopoo head Kai, because I'm really sexy and hot and poggers and swag gamer. Sans was crying, and he thanked me greatly. I was like, no prob.A loud whirring sound interrupted their stupid idiot baby moment, as several gunshots began to sound, it was luigi! Wielding a minigun, firing at them."IT'SA ME, LUIGI" LUIGI SCREAMED. He ran towards Sans, but before Sans died, I (Kai) blocked the shots. I died. But I didn't die.(god took pity on him and resurrected him) I was saving my boyfriend sans, so I couldn't die. I was too cool. Sans looked at me, crying. "No, you can;t die. I love you. I always have! So please, just this once, stay!" Sans begged. I opened my eyes slowly. "You love me?" Sans smirked. "You're such an idiot." And then I, Kai, kissed him and saved The underground.Then they got married. But before they could officially marry eachother, mario came back from the grave with a big beefy robot bulging arm and red glowing eye. "You killed'a my brother Lugigi! Prepare'a to die'a!" And he shot sans in the head, he died.(can sans even die) (queue sad music)Kai was devastated, and spent every five seconds sobbing on sans' grave for the rest of his life. Kai died from sadness. The End.CHAPTER 2: Or is it?!It was dark, an empty void room, with one, bearded bald man. It was Vsauce."Hey Vsauce, Michael here! You may be wondering what happened. This is not the end of the story! It is actually the beginning."And Sans woke up in a dark red pit. "Turn around kid, it'd be a crime, if I had to go back on the promise that I made for you so don't step over that line, or else friend you're gonna have a bad time" Sans started to sing, but suddenly he felt god frowning on him from above. He wailed, but nobody cared. He was Alone.But then there was a loud cracking noise, as light filled the dark pit, revealing many corpses around Sans, all of them crispy and burnt and tasty looking. "Ay get em outta theya!" a man shouted. A rope was dropped from the crack."It's okay I will save you" Luz from the Owl House said to sans, pulling him up from the pit with a smile. "Eda told me about Undertale, and then King brought me here because he likes sans. He is in love with you,:" Luz said to Sans. Sans blushed, standing up on the ground he now stood on. He was saved, but at what cost? Snowdin was no longer snowy, and was barren. Bodies scattered the town, some familiar, some unrecognizable because they were also toasty and burnt and tasty looking."Oh no" Luz said, very enthusiastically pretend its caring. Sans was also sad. "We have to get to he bottom of this!" Luz said. Sans nodded. "Like amongus, that new game." There was a large group that Luz Noceda from The Owl House came with, one of them stepped towards Sans Undertale."They invaded the underground, yeeees? Killed everyone of them. [Insect-like Chattering]" Said the four armed creature."I do not know, I think I was in HELL. Not just any hell, SUPER HELL for being gay." Sans said with a frown, his head hanging low in shame. "Who are all of you?" He asked. He knew Luz from The oWl House because he got bored and started watching disney shows, but everything else was a mystery.A man in a trench coat stepped out from the crowd "Wow, that sounds awfully familiar, i'm castiel from that one show mac has never watched.""Oh my god, you must be from super hell!" Sans gasped. He instantly stepped away. "Listen, I can't go back there. It was dark times, I tell you." Then he started fortnite dancing to cope.The four armed creature patted Sans on the back with his metal bronze arm. "Variks is sorry for your lose, yeeeees?""Ah! Are you gay too?" Sans panicked, slapping Variks away. "I am straight now." Sans lied."Variks sexuality is for now unconfirmed from the writers of the hit game Destiny and Destiny 2.""oh , thanks to know. I have not played video game destiny and destiny 2. Very helpful." Sans nodded his head. Now, it was up to all of them to save t he universe from peril. Actually, it was just the underground, but shut up.Suddenly! An explosion appeared in the centre of the town, an evil looking guy appeared from it, Sans easily identified it as Pokimane, that motherfucker."Oh my god, I hate Pokimane. That bitch whore ass." sans killed pokimane with gaster blaster and dabbed."Wow! That was close! Her powers from twitch dot com would've ended us all if you weren't fast enough!" Steven Universe shouted. "Oh my god, is that me from a different universe?" Sans said in shock. "Yes." Steven replied. It was a known fact, so it didn't matter to anyone else. They all knew. Soon, another person from the crowd up. "I don't know what's going on here, but I think we should start looking for clues as to why this land is so DREADFUL." Professor Oak said.Sans felt something off, before dozens of purple glowing eyes appeared in the burnt forests.The doctor from doctor who shouted. "Don't look! They get angry if you look at them! Not what i'm used to but it's close enough!" "DON'T WORRY, I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU ALL FROM DESPAIR." Nagito Komaeda came up from the crowd, patting Sans on the back and resting his hand on the skeleton's shoulder. Nagito and Sans both blushed."Whoops, i looked at them!" Gary Blue jeans shouted."Damn you and your denim blue jeans, Gary!" Joe Swanson shouted. The enderman ran out of the trees, towards the crowd of bitches.Before the endermen killed everyone, suddenly FINN FROM ADVENTURE TIME ran in with his signature sword (whichever sword you liked the most) and killed them all. JAKE THE DOG FROM ADVENTURE TIME also came in, harvesting the ender pearls. "Maybe the end will solve our problems. And give us answers." "But we'll need to get blaze powder to make them!" Steve from Minecraft said."Okay mister smarty pants!" Gary Blue jeans said."Ha ha ha.... Fools, you think you can save the world, hmmm? Not if i have anything to say about it" Within the smoke that is suddenly there, six glowing objects appeared, and then a golden glove, and then a handsome purple man with a big chin and golden armour. "You'll have to get through me!"Thanos from Marvel shot a big purple beam from his power stone, most of the crowd dodged it, but Nagito Komaeda got incinerated. So did Gary Blue Jeans.Thanos leaped into the air, slamming down upon the group, knocking back the doctor and pickle rick from rick and morty (god fucking damnit). Thanos proceeded to step on Pickle Rick, killing him.Thanos turned around, and aimed his gauntlet at Sans, each stone began to glow, before four familiar and iconic gunshot noises came from behind them, thanos became motionless and fell over, revealing FORTNITE JONESY, holding his iconic Scar. He nodded to them, unable to speak because of fortnites apparent 'lore'. "I am grateful." Said Sans.Suddenly, everyone started to shake and so did the ground below them, they were all frightened, for they did not know who it was. A large feline was illuminated in the light, the purple eyes flashing as it walked forward. "Oh my god, It's Kipo from the kipo and the age of wonderbeasts, I watched that show!" Steven says from the crowd. Kipo suddenly turns back into a human, to which Papyrus comes back and says that he MUST catch her!"Hey, papyrus, mind ya manners!" Sans said. "Can it sans no time for banter!" Papyrus shouted back. Whilst the two brothers argued, Variks walked towards Luz, giving her a small metal box. "Inside is a great power which we could use to defeat the evil that is against us, yeeees?" Luz opened the box, inside was a small pyramid-like object, glowing blue. "Daaarkneeeeess...." Variks continued. "Ah! Stranger danger!" Luz shouted, slapping Variks. "My mom." Sans replied, taking the pyramid-like object. As sans handled it, he could feel a great power within him, he clenched his fist around the pyramid object. "It, is called a splinter...." Variks wheezed, rubbing the side of his face, disgusted by Luz' actions.Cosmic ice formed around Sanses hand. "They call it... Stasis... yeeees?" Variks explained.Suddenly, Underfell Sans came in, pushing normal Sans aside. Sans cried, because Underfell Sans was too edgy. Underfell sans ate the cube pyramid stasis. Splinter., swallowing it whole. "Nerds!" Underfell sans mocked them and pouted crossing his arms.Underfell Sans then froze in ice.Sans whacked him on the head, and he shattered into billions and billions and billions and billions and billions of pieces. He picks up the splinter and wields it once more, feeling the power in him for a secondeth time.... (SO TRUE) "Woah, what is that? Mathematical" Finn said from the crowd, taking the pyramid. 'I like it.' Jake said. Then they both shut up. Finn gave Sans the pyramid back."We MUST make haste!" Variks shouted. "I have an idea!" The doctor from doctor who shouted. A big blue police box materialized next to him, he opened the doors. "Everyone in! I'm british!" Everyone got in. "um, british people don't exist..." Kipo said. "That's kind of cringe, yeah.." Steven agreed. But they got in anyways. IT was cool looking, even if there was BRITISH PERSON INSIDE.The doctor pulled down a sexy lever and the big blue box (called the tardis) began to go VWORP VWORP VWORP and teleport to the surface. He opened the doors to the tardis, revealing a wasteland of ash and burnt trees and also more crispy corpses (so tasty)In the middle of the field laid a massive statue of a big man, too broken to identify who it was."This reminds me of Infinity Train, is anyone from that show here?" Sans inquired. Everyone shook their heads. Sans was sad now. He liked that show. Bow from She-ra and the princesses of power analysed the statue, and pulled out a funky tablet, scanning it."It's ancient!" Bow exclaimed.Sans turned to a pile of rubble, noticing a small among us man inside, with the name 'Christian' above its head, it was bloodied and dead. "So sad, my girlfriend used to know that guy." Sans said.A light shined from the sky, as a figure landed in front of the group, raising into a defensive fighting stance. "It's me, Fortnite Tyler Ninja Blevins!" Fortnite Jonesy stepped in front of the crowd, signalling them to run, and that he'll handle this.The group got in the tardis, teleporting away. Fortnite Jonesy and Tyler Ninja Blevins fought to the death, ending with an explosion the size of a nuke, incinerating the land further."We're running out of time!" Ralsei from DELTARUNE stepped in, worried. "We have to get to the end! Does anyone here know how to get to the nether?" Ralsei said."I do." Steve said, flexing his muscles voluntarily. He then made a nether portal."That is so poggers!" Rainbow Dash from My Little Pony landed on the ground, her wings folding back in as she flew into the nether first. "No fair!" Everyone else ran in at the same time somehow. Shut up."But wait! We must pay respect to Jonesy's sacrifice, even though we don't really know if he died! Press F" Joe swanson said. "F" They all said. "Your momma is so ugly, even Sans ran away from her!" Nekomaru Nidai flexed on everyone in the nether, greeting them. "Ender Portal, more like ENDER SHIIIIIIIIIIT!" Nekomaru yelled out. Brody from yo mama busts through the walls and starts screaming about how fucking huge hus bulging muscles are. "YO MAMA SO HAIRY, SHE'S LEGALLY CLASSIFIED AS A BEAR" brody flexed his comedy. Suddenly, Grug from the Croods shows up. Grug and brody start to fight. (everyone here is kais ex EXcept Sans who has no romantic interest in Kai whatsoever THATS A LIE sans hates kai its canonNO SANS HATES YO MAMA just like grugs canon which hits brody. Then, a frog comes hopping behind them. IT IS SPRIG FROM AMPHIBIA. "Frog." The frog says. Everyone nods and decides to stop fighting and they get 1278218342178758174812894678926537982357938q27598233509358329 blazze powders. SO swag, everyone said after coming bcak home from the nether portal.(SO TRUE)"Don't worry man, I've got the pearls!" Jake came up from behind the crowd, Finn trailing behind him. "Sweet!" Finn exclaimed. "Now we've gotta find that stronghold." Luz announced, being the leader of the group despite barely having any lines. "Yes, so true." Everyone said in unison, as Luz threw the first eye of ender. It went towards your mom's house. "Woah, I can't believe my eyes! Your mom's house!?" Steven said. Wow. shocking. Never done before. Surprising. Absolutely flabbergasting. The crowd began to head in the direction, only to be HALTED! Woah! Who was this! Sans stepped in front of them, acting as the body of defense. Its shrek. EVEYONE TACKELD SHREK AND BEATED HIM TO DEATH UNTIL HE DIED except shrek ripped finns other arm off. "Fuck!" It got censored though. Finn said "Oh no." In reality. Bleep bloop. Jake was sad. His BESTIE lost his other arm. "Oh no, suck.s" Jake is sad. Emotions right now, a lot. They continued on their journey, now finding themselves in HOTLAND. Wher everyone was hot. Except for Sans. "why did it just say I'm not hot?" Sans growled like dog grr bark woof snarl. "Idk, maybe ur not sexy enough............" Kipo said. Luz nodded. Woman. Ralsei didn't care. Lancer was there too now. Steven had together breakfast. Yo mamma was still ugly. Before they knew it, the group arrived at a strange area. It was... A VILLAGE. Filled with... you would never guess it. VILLAeGERS! Everyone was so surprised at this. But they had food! Luz ran to a crop of carrots, being the leader. She ate all of them and drank the water and ate the mud and wood. She was starving. By the time Luz was finished, everyone else had eaten the entire village. Nothing was left. It was all grass. Before they were about to dig down, realizing none of them had a shovel, a strange man showed up. "I like your funny fic, magic authors!" JFK from Clone High walked up to them with a douchey grin. He also had a diamond shovel, which was shining from in his pocket. Sans started to hug JFK, JFK Clone High was Sans' hero, but Sans had to steal for the greater good. Sans pickpocketed the shovel, hiding it in HIS pockets in result after he ended the hug. IT was so soft hug super swagger. Affection. "Let's dig, gamers!" Sans woo'ed in celebration. It took 2 days, but eventually they managed to dig a hole big enough to fit everyone deep down. They hit the stone-brick floor of the stronghold, a thud echoing through the gloomy area as they all piled on top of eachother. "Not swag," Nekomaru Nidai added onto the sounds of pained groaning. "okay , it's time for my awesome ender portal locating skills" scrooge ducktales heard sanss woos and showed up instinctively. Luz started to run through the stronghold, leaving everyone else behind but effectively putting in the effort for the team. JFK Clone High followed Luz, and together. . they found it! But, something was DIFFERENT about this portal. It was pitch black. As soon as Luz and JFK Clone High called the others to come in, none of them could see once they were in the room. Even if they had light sources, they wouldn't work. As if they were inside a video game, and it weren't to work. Bugs, glitching.t Suddenly the room lit up with various colours, the portal frames began to glitch, strange auras radiated off of them, before they knew it, ERROR SANS climbed out of the portal, and then they knew it. NOBODY LIKED ERROR SANS. So ERROR SANS didn't like them. ¨¨I, err uh, HATE ERROR SANS¨ JFK exclaimed his dissapointemntme. This angered the skeleton. ¨errorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 404 gññ·Ñ$ÑÑ·¨Eror sans replied, then suddenly strings like from the fanf animatronics came out of his hands and he started flying it around like spaghetti noodles and it went all over everyoyone. SUddenly a bright light consumed everyone. BUt it wasn't a good one. It was much worse. Papyrus, Variks, and Steven found themselves together in a strange bloodied dungeon area thing. )SPOOKY SO TRUE) and were scard. ¨¨junior jummble¨Papyrus was scared. Everyone agreed with him. Now, where was everyone else_ STrange. Very strange and unexplainable mysteries on youtube. How wi,ll they find pplSans, Luz, and Nekomuru opened their eyes to the sight of a big open desert area with lots of sand. "I am familiar with sand" Said Sans. "So true!" Said Luz.Vriska, who is here now, Clone high JFK, and Rainbow Dash woke up on a big bridge surrounded by darknesssss. "I'm here now." Said Vriska. "Something bad happened to the kennedy's!" Shouted Clone high JFK. "What the fuck??? This isn't even funny??? Where the fuck are we????" Said Rainbow Dash, clearly not amused with the situation."Um............ w" Ralsei said, awakening in a strange area with Jake the Dog and Minecraft Steve. "Bbacon pancakes adventure time cartoon network """ the yellow dog said. Minecraft steve started digging blocks. Oh also the area looked like umm your moms house. Sans, Luz, and Nekomuru began to wander the desert, looking for something that could help them. "Wow, this place sure is warm!" Luz said, it WAS warm. "I have biiiiiiig muscles." said Nekomuru. Eventually they came across a biiiiig tower, bigger than Nekomuru's muscles. "It's a tower! Maybe it'll get us out of here!" Sans said. They ran to the entrance of the tower and began running up the long stairs, they were long. "Did you know i take really massive shits?" Nekomuru said, he was proud of his shits. "What?" Luz said. Before they knew it, they made it to the top, where they saw a big portal that was all green and stuff, it was also round. "Woah, that portals almost as big as my massive shits! Which are big!" Nekomuru said. "Oh my god shut the fuck up." Luz said. Nekomuru cried. Sans approached the portal, before RICK AND MORTY FROM RICK AND MORTY CAME OUT OF THE PORTAL, BECAUSE ITS THE PORTAL FROM RICK AND MORTY!!!"Bazinga" Jake said to Ralsei and Steve as he stretched into your mom(its a safe joke). He broke your moms house and everyone ran outside of it, they were now in a neighbourhood that housed your moms house. Your moms house. Now that your moms house (your moms house) was destroyed, everyone started running down the street. But it was..... STRANGE! It was so dark, so purple, so scary. Ralsei shat except he didnt its an a metaphor. "Piss!" Ralsei said as he used a spell of something to find directions. Minecraft steve threw an ender pearl to go ahead and finally found a strange black area, like when ti glitches in minecraft and the chunks dont load. Everyone ran to that part and jumped in, then they started falling "Bad!" jake dog said. Ti was bad! Then, the landed on top of Sans Luz and Nekomaru.Rick and Morty, sans, luz, nekomaru who was still proud of his massive shits, jake, ralsei, and steve, were reunited, except rick and morty because they only just appeared. "WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!! IM RICK FROM RICK AND MORTY!! HAHA BUUURP!!" "oh jeez rick why are we here and im terrified because im morty from rick and morty and that's my whole thing ooooh jeez" "I hate ricked and mortin." Luz sighed. She DID hate ricked and mortin. "Wubba dubba scrup sdub lub bup pub dub Jub gub gup dub Picle rick~! I turned myself. Pickle mortyin! Into a pickle. I'M A PICKLE. I'M PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rick lashed out in ANGER! He was so mad. How could someone not like his aWeSOME show!??!?!?!?! Morty was oh geez teenager social anxiety! "Oh geeeeeeez.!" Then they both died."Thank god that's over." Sans said, relieved. "Ok, lets get outta here man!" Jake said. They all hopped through the portal, ending up in a cave."SHIT are we back? Speaking of shits, mine are HUUUUUUUGE!" Nekomaru was proud of himself, still arrogant. Btw shitass is totally on weed rn (SOTRUE). "I don't know, are we? It's too dark to see..." Ralsei said pensively. "Yo momma SO UGLY, she got lost in YOUR MOM!" brody showed up and laughed at all of them.Sans pulled out a gun and shot Brody, because yo mama was over, and it was his time. "Goodnight, Brody." As brody bled out, Sans closed his eyes."Rest in peace fuck!" Luz started sobbing. She fell to her knees, sobbing. Sobbing really hard and crys. Luz LOVED watching Brody's yo mama jokes. She couldn't handle this rn.. So she took her phone from her pocket and went on twitter dot com and followed Kai because I'm really hot! "Damn. I am suddenly saved from sadness!" Luz was smile.Variks, Papyrus, and Steven wandered the demonic dungeon, noticing skeletons on the ground around them. "Variks does not like this...." Variks chattered, like an insect. Suddenly, Steven whipped out his signature Ukulele (he isn't depressed yet in this timeline) and started to sing."SansSansSansWOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOAH STORY OF UNDERTALEI FELL FROM THE LIGHTTALK OR SHOULD I FIGHT MONSTER GENOCIDETHIS MY UNDERTAL-"Papyrus slapped Steven. "I HATE YOUR SONG!" Papyrus screamed. Variks continued on, using his staff as a walking stick. "Look! A staircase!" Steven and Papyrus walked down the staircase, Variks struggling, because he's not very good at walking because he has a walking stick. "It's okay! I'll help you walk!" Steven offered with a stupid dumbass smile. Steven, however, did not realize he is TOO WEAK! But mayb with papyrus the great's help, he could carry Variks. "Wait, someone just reminded Kai that Steven is strong. Nevermind!" Stevne said to himself. He picked up Variks and carried him. Boom. Variks grunted a bit, out of a surprise, they continued on down the path. "So dark... just like YO MAMA JOKES because Brody is now DEAD..." Nekomaru said with remorse much in his voice. It was ULTIMATE DESPAIR. Now... some light waS illuminated. Boom. Sans approached the light, only to see Famous Twitch Streamer Ninja tyler Blevns ninja with a gun, he shot at sans, but sans dodged. "You monster! You killed Fortnite Jonesy!" "And i'll kill you too! Bitch!" Ninja Tyler BVlevssis ninja said. They got into a brawl, throwing punches at eachother, but blevins man ninja boy just couldn't seem to hit Sans because he was too cool. Sans teleported into the sky, zooming down upon ninja. Ninja realised it was his end, and blurted out his last words. "THE FUCK YOU SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, AHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHA THATS WHAT YOU SOU-." And sans crashed right through Ninja, leaving a big hole in his torso. Suddenly, Papyrus took the shot, dying. Again. "NO FUCK! How! ITS ALMOST AS IF THE AUTHORS WANT HIM TO DIE." Sans whined. Ninja did a fortnite dab and ran away. "How the fuck his he still alive?!" Sans shouted, whilst Papyrus got up. "How the fuck are you still alive?!" Sans shouted at Papyrus. "BECAUSE I'M GOD!" Papyrus replied. "So true!" Steven replied to Papyrus, praising him. "I love under tales." Luz agreed. In the back. Then they realized that Ninja almost dying (but somehow not dying..) opened a gateway. BACK INTO THE STRONGHOLD! As Ninja opened the gateway with the gang suddenly reunited in a pretty grass field with a bunch of broken structures and stuff and it's all gorgeous and stuff. Sans pulled out his Bolt Action sniper rifle he stole from fortnite jonesy, shooting ninja through the hole in his chest, somehow killing him. Sans walked up to Ninja's body. Ninja grunted out his extra last words. "W....watch for t-the emote...." Sans did the floss. "There's the emote....." Ninja died. Nekomaru was devastated, he watched Ninja every day on Twitch dot TV. So, naturally, nekomaru stood over ninja and kissed him passionately, his saliva going into his mouth. Aggressively. Ninja opened his eyes. "Y...you love me?" "Shut up, we already made that reference" Nekomaru growled. HE killed ninja again for not remembering this awesome fanfic's plot. "We must enter the portal, yeeeees?" Variks said. Steven picked Variks up once again, carrying him to the portal, the others followed. They finally went through the portal. Oncet hey were through, rainbow dash dabbed with Luz and jake. Jake did that one dance from that one episode with that one music thing playing in the background with that one bug background character from that one season. "Yeahg woo" Jake dabbed more and started doing orange justice. Luz flossed, and Rainbow dash default danced. THEN they finally noticed they were in front of the end portal. Ralsei was shockers poggers. "Woah! We have all the ender of eyes of to fill the portal!" "pog, put them in!" Luz smiled. Ralsei went up to the portal and insert. Like the fools they were, the completely forgot about error sans, who grabbed ralsei as he approached the frames, throwing him into the wall, killing him instantly. Error Sans approached sans, sans noticing that for some reason error sans was a slightly lower framerate than Sans and the others, like that spider man spider verse movie where it was all slow framerate. Error sans flew towards Sans and they clashed fists, before sans whipped around, wrapped his arms around error sans' neck and slammed him into the ground, breaking his neck, killing him. "That was easy!" Sans said. "Let's go!" And then they entered the portal after putting the ender man balls in. They were sweaty, but Ralsei didn't care. Now they were in the end. Steven whipped out his ukulele again. "YEAH ONE SECONDYeah ok one second lets go yeah uh okay yeah baby uh yeahMONSTER ENERGY MONSTER ENERGY MONSTER ENERGY GUN""So fitting, I love your song choices Steven." Luz was pat Steven on the back. Also everyone else was there like um jfk. "Wait, fuck who has a pickaxe?" Steve came from in the crowed to answer Ralsei's cries. He made no noise because STeve does not talk. Steve made a pathway up to the main endlands. It was... dark, scary. Scary dark, dark and scary. Really dark and purplish with stars and obsidian (like adventure time) all over the place with eneder man. JFK from clone high pointed out a figure near one of the end pillars, and then also pointed out that the end gateway to the overworld was there (which only appears if you defeat the ender dragon, for those who don't know mine craft) "Uh- That's not ER Uh Normal right? I am JFK" They looked to the figure who began to walk towards them. They made out the shape, to realise that it was the KERMIT THE FROG. "Hey! It's me, kermit THE frog." "I do not watch frog of kermit," Sans was old. Nobody cared and ignored him. "HOYL SHIT KERMIT!" Everyone else was excited. "I havent seen ur show since i was 0.2" Luz said shaking hands with kermit frog. "kermit""I uh- defeated the ender dragon after realising it might be the key to restarting human(?) civilization! But it didn't work, and now i've been stuck here because the portal didn't let me escape!" "Wow! That's really cringe kermit THE frog!" Luz said. Sans felt a chilling sensation behind him, turning around to see UNDERSWAP SANS! He had those stupid star eyes and stujpid blush and stupid fucking papyrus outfit stupid FUCK! FUCK@!!!!!!!!@##$#$# I HATE HGIM! Sans screamed and was activated fight or flight mdoe and slapped underfell sans. "Welcome to the undedrgorund, how was the fall" Underswap sans starteed t osing and made sans panic even more. JFK tackled underswap sans and luz helped and they stasrted face puinching him. Jake lept into the air, stretched his arm out, grabbing underswap sans, before dunking him into the void, for him to never be seen again. "That takes care of that bitch!" Jake said. "But where's the rest of the resistance?" He continued. "I don't know!" Said Steve "I hope they're okay!" Flashcut to a comedic shot of the rest of the gang screaming whilst being attacked by many skeletons.Flashcut back to the more important gang."I'm sure they're fine!" Steven said, trying to reassure Steve. "Right then! Let's get back to the point!" Spy from TF2 said. "Right! Thanks Spy from TF2 who was always here!" Sans said.They walked towards the portal in the middle of the island before a big purple and black ship appeared above them, it was absolutely massive in size, one would say the size of nekomahahahgahgha's shits. They all gasped at the same time, the ship landed, knocking over some of the big obsidian pillars (that one gay distant lans epidosode) the bottom of the ship opened up, and a big tall man dropped out of it, revealing himself to be Underfell Papyrus."YOU BITCH!" Papyrus said, suddenly flying towards Underfell Papyrus, they zoomed into the distant void, getting into a big fight that the rest couldn't see. ANOTHER person dropped out of the ship. The person revealed themselves to be HEROBRINE. The entire gang said HOLY FUCK! At the same time, out of surprise. "How are we gonna fight this guy? He's too powerful!" Sans said. "If we go at him at the same time, we can do this!" Said Steve from Minecraft. "OK, lets do this!" Sans said. They all ran towards HEROBRINE at the same time, readying their weapons. Herobrine revealed his diamond scythe, and ran towards them very scarily. They engaged in an EPIC battle, magic blasts shot, guns also shot, punches thrown, and kicks also thrown. HEROBRINE grabbed Steve from minecraft and threw him into the ground. Steve let out a large CH! Sound, before puffing into a cloud of smoke, leaving a few items behind. "STEVE!!! NO!!!!" said Luz. HEROBRINE turned to punch JFK from clone high in the stomach, sending him flying into the void, never to be seen again. He then turned with his scythe, swinging it at nekomagaga, stabbing him in the chest. Evil bad HEROBRINE let out a demonic laugh before sans kicked him in the face, using his splinter darkness pyramid object cube what thingy, freezing HEROBRINE in place, before punching him, shattering him into pieces, also killing him. "Your pyramid cube darkness splinter is like the thing from zelda brofth of wilde. It reminds me of that!" Luz said. She only played that game because idk. I mean she didnt know not me. Now everyone was confused. What would happen now? Suddenly BRODY comes back with solid black eyes. One of them had glowing blue pupil and was falme like sans eye. He was also a skeleton now but still had his wig and pink shirt and pant. And boot. Or sshoe or whatever!> "Yo MAMA so stupid, she let me come back from the dead!" Brody laughed like a skeleton, His stage priescense, his POWER, it made ev eryone tremble and ooo ahhhh oooooooooooo (like the land of oo from advntur time.) in awe. It was so cold..... Brody was so cold. He was skeleton, ths was really sad. Sans was cried, because he was so emotional seeing someone so... relatable. Someone.,... broken......... like him.............................. Sans ran up to brody blushing, unable to control his feeling s as he pulled Brody by his neck and kissed him passionately. Brody blushed brightly but returned the kiss with so much passion ur mom couldnt handle it! Eventually into the kiss (btw everyone was watcfhnig with wide eyes with hands over ther mouth) sans and brody started to french kiss, their tongues intertwining like two lover whales in an ocean where there is only love of the truest kinds. To sans, Brody's mouth was an ocean, designed to be explored to the deepest depths, to be pushed to its limits, to be tortured, savored, saved. Before this got too disturbing Kai stopped writing the makeout scene. Brody and Sans stopped kissing, but held hands and stared at eachother withe the loveliest of lovestruck love doves lovebird eyes. "Brody.. Is it okay if I'm dating Kai too... I love you and him..." Sans asked with a shy face like uwu touching fingers flushed emoji. "Yes of corse, poly rights" Brody swag dabbed and sans did too. Fuck you loev triangles FUCIK!!!!!!!!!! M SO SICK OF THOSE! ##### "can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting sta-" sans was interuppted by rainbow dash. "SHut the Fuck up!" Sans whined, but he loved brody more than anything so he was able to move past rainbow dash being a mean lesbian. "Anyways, what do we do now guys?" Steven asked. Before they knew it, Sans turned around, seeing a metal blade poking through Brody, the blade was pulled out, before Brody began to fade to ash. Brody collapsed as Sans held him in his arms. "Mr... mr sans... i-i don't wanna go..." Before he entirely became ash you'd put into a vase. Sans cried, before looking up at the deed doer. What he saw was horrifying... it was a... roblox noob..... Wielding an iconic roblox sword..... "I WILL NEVER FUCKING FORIGVEV YOU! I WAS BRODY'S WIFE AND HUSBAND! YOU ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE1! Feel my wrath roblox noob, fight me i9n roblox uno!" Sans pulled out a deck of UNO Cards and sat down with the roblox noob who nodded. A gray, transparent-ish text box appeared above the roblox noob which said "kLol u suc" Sans almost cried at this but decided to hold it in for his 2nd soulmate (not actually his soulmate. IM HIS SOULMATE) Brody. Sans set up the cards and then, gave both of them 3 cards each. "Only 3 cards, you might be wondering... but this makes it even more INTENSE!" sans laughed eviully. The roblox noob was sweating through his blocks. Sans picked up his cards, looking at his UNO hand. He had a green 3, a blue reverse, and a +4 card. Roblox noob had some dumb shit idk im too lazy. "I go first fck you." Sans put down his +4 card and change the color to blue. The noob drew 4 cfards and ended up putting one of them down because it was a blue card. Sans was sweating because he started to lose hope, he was going through the stages of grief right now so he needed some reassurance. Luckily Steven and Luz came to his aid, patting him on the back and giving him love as he played off against the Roblox noob. "FUCK!" The textbox above roblox noob said as roblox noob died 2 minutes later. Brody's corpse rose from the ground and started spinning really fast, his entire body became a flash of white and Sans was pulled into the white flash, it was like a big ball of light an then suddenly.......... SANS AND BRODY FUSED!They emerged, all fused and stuff! They looked like eachother! Because that's fusion\!!!!! Everyone gasped and the noob looked at them, before falling apart, dying. Steven turned to the void, noticing movement, before gasping. "Behind us!" He said, they turned to see armies and armies of roblox noobs wielding swords, bombs, and bazookas. They charged at them, everyone gasped before a big sexy blue box appeared next to them, the door opened revealing the doctor who was still british. "Hop in! Alonngfnaasg see!" They hopped in, even though he was still british. They saw the rest of the gang, though, a few were missing. The doctor pulled a thing lever and they teleported somewhere. "FUCKIN BRI ISH PEOPLE AGAION?" Luz and Steven and Sans screamed loudly. But now, they were in paris. I like paris. "Nevermind, let's go somewhere more convenient for the story." Tardis guy doctor who is the doctor said, then they teleported to a large snowy landscape of mountains and stuff, because it's christmas, which is where the story should go because christmas snow ooO! The doctor opened the door and the rerereunited resistance walked out, geared up for the winter all of a sudden. "This is where i located a strong beacon, could be where the big bad guy is!" The doctor said. "Allons-y!" And forward they went towards the mountains. "This is what snowed inns was like," Sans started, frowning. "Before it was....... Destroyed. Just like brody. Oh wait we're fused" They both said. Uh Sarody said. "You know who else got destroyed," Sarody said. EVeryone ignored the fusion and kept walking. Not even steven from the franchise the fusion came from cared about them. They braved the paths to the mountains, finding many foxes and deerses and dead people skeletons (tasty) there. (CAlcium in skeletons.) They made the skeletons into milk because everyone was dying of thirst. They drank it up, big buff now, strong. Like the raw egg challenge. "Alright, I see something up there!" Ralsei said. Rainbow dash flew up there because she felt like it and starte d to floss on everyone while waiting for them to come up. Rainbow dash noticed at her vantage point, a mountain with a big glow coming out of the top of it, she proceeded to fly towards it, noticing a big beam coming out of the same mountain where the big glow was coming from, inside was a massive room with loads of armed soldiers in generic black uniforms holding cool lazer rifles (wicked!) but there was also a stage in front of the big (also blue) beam encased in glass, powered by a machine. Rainbow dash looked closer, noticing someone.. Familiar, she gasped, flying back to the group in a panic, shouting to them. "It's- It's" She couldn't truly speak for how in-shock she was. She landed next to them after investigating the ominous beam coming from the distant mountain. "I know who's behind all this!" It's-" Before she could finish, big purple bolts hit the ground next to them at a rapid speed. "Get to cover!" said Sans and brody fusion. They hid behind some conveniently large rocks as the big purple bolts continued to hit the ground next to them. They heard a thud sound. Steven looked over the rock to see LUIGI who was enhanced with cybernetics, his arm replaced with a big laser minigun. "I will'a avenge my brother!" Luz from The Owl House came in and grabbed onto the minigun. Luigi shot her and she fell down, clutching her stomach. "Ah.. i don't feel so good... fuck i want to be back on boiling ISle so i can get healed by EDA I FUCKING AHTE THSEE" Luz sobbed and writhed in pain. Sans gasped and Luigi was laughing and sans oh sans fusion with brody i mean grtabbinged onto luigis arm and RIPPED IT OFF with the strength. They pounchd luigi. Luigi got pushed back, but landed on his feet. "Oh Sans.. you shouldn't have'a messed with me! I have become strong!!" Luigi grabbed Sans by the neck, slamming him into the ground, shattering his spine. Rainbow dash screamed "SANS!" Luigi turned to the rainbow dash horse pony who was charging towards him and pulled out a cool cyber-sword, stabbing her. "You will'a keep your secret!" He threw her to the side. "WHAT SECRET?!" Luz said while she was still sobbing. "TELL ME NOW BEFORE I KILL U IM SO PISSED RN" Luz was angry with the same rage she had while arguing on twitter. This meant war. Ralsei suddenly came in and healed Luz, Luz was happy and smiled innocently like she did not just taint her mouth with swear words. "Lets kill him NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Luz and Ralsei tackled Luigi. Luigi threw both of them off of him, running towards Luz with the sword before PAPYRUS from UNDERTALE kicked him in the face, knocking him over like a funny garry's mod ragdoll. Papyrus took the sword and plunged it into Luigi's chest, killing him once and for all.... OR DID HE?! The sword suddenly turned around and stabbed Papyrus because it hates Papyrus more. Papyrus turned to dust again and Sans brody fusion started to sob again. "Would it be weird if we kissed papyrus, we're fused but technically it meas were different people" Sans and brody fusion was in a panic right now. They had ot save papyrus but h- suddenly, ralsei kissed papyrus' ashes, reviving him. Ralsei had ashes all over his mouth but he saved alife. Finn turned to see Rainbow dashes bloodied body, and then turned to the floating evil sword which held luigi's evil essence within it. "NOT cool, dude!" He kicked the sword into the snowy mist. Rainbow dash was dead... pretty homophobic of Luigi. Since that wasn't good, uh . they started to sing. Stronger than you sa ns parody. In unison. "Turn around kid," an epic overtune played, 'iot'd be a crime" "if i had to go back on the-" The spy from TF2 interrupted their beautiful singing. "Enough! Let's get back to the point!" They agreed, and began to make way to the mountain after burying rainbow dash. They made their way to the entrance of the mountain, it was one big metal gateway guarded by two dark evil purple generic robots with spears instead of much more effective guns. The spy from TF2 became invisible and killed them in two swift strikes with his knife. Sans brody fusion honestly found it quite sexy of him. They managed to open the gate into a big empty dusty dark evil looking metal hallway, they walked inside, carefully navigating the still very evil hallway. They walked. It made noises. There was a lot of people, so there were lots of noises. "I am frog," Sprig from Amphibia said once again. Everyone agreed to get along now because of Sprig gracing them with his wise words once again. They ran down the hallway, until suddenly they saw PROFESSOR OAK with three pokeballs out. It was charmander bulbasaur and squirt idk i forgot and like wat fire grass. PRfoessor oak looked at everyone wih a smile. "Hello trainers, only three of you gets a pokemon. Who are the COOLEST most POGGERS people here?" Sans and brody fusion, Luz, and papyrus (who just came back to life or did he already come back idk) al lraised their hands. Oak nodded, and gave them balls. Luz got charmander, Sams gand brody fusion got squirt, and PAPYRUS GOT BULBASARU. They continued after they got their epic pokemons!!! They made their way to a big door which bow opened. Some of them peaked inside in a comedic fashion. Seeing a bunch of armed generic people who were armed with guns, and a big stage with several iconic evil characters standing on it. The generic soldiers kneeled as someone... familiar... walked on stage. Sans (who was peaking) quietly gasped, as he saw HATSUNE MIKu!!!! In an evil dictactor badass outfit walk on stage. "MY ARMY!!! WE GATHER HERE TODAY TO WITNESS THE END OF THIS... TRAGIC PLANET! FOR MANY YEARS THIS WORLD HAS CRUMBLED, INFECTING THE UNIVERSE WITH ITS EVIL ESSENCE, AND TODAY, WE STAND BENEATH ITS CRUMBLING GROUND AND ITS USELESS PEOPLE! WITH MY NEW-FOUND POWER, WE WILL DESTROY THIS PLANET, AND RULE THE WOOOOOOORLD!" The few who peaked closed the door. Sans spoke with a terrified voice. "I-it's hatsune miku... she was behind all of this, how could she!! We used to be the greatest couple!" Sans was devastated. He cried, just like every character in every tv show ever probably. And then, HATSUNE MIKU ATE THROUGH THE DOOR AND STARTED CHARING AT THEM. EVERYONE STARTED RUNNING IN FEAR AND SCREAMING BEACAUSE HATSUNE MIKJU WAS SO FAST (sonic ) AND SHE DIDNT STOP. SH E DIDNT STOP HASING THEM HOLDING A LEAK AND EVEROYNE WAS STARTING TO CRY BC OF HOW FAST THEY WERE RUNNING TO GET AWAY FROM HER. TRAGICALLY, PAPYRUS FELL BEHIND AND DIED AGAI.N. SANS AND BRODY FUSION STARTED TO SOB (BC OF SANS) AND IT ALSO FELL BEHIND. SANS AND BRODY FUSION PUNCHED HATSUNE MIKU, CRYING. "YOU BITCH!! BITCH UFGFCKING BITH! WHORE FUCKY Ou!" RAGE. HATSUNE MIJKU WAS HURT EMOTIONALLY SO SHE RAN AWAY. They were met with guards in a different bigger hallway filled with cool spaceships and stuff. They tacticoolly killed them all, before running to one of the big spaceships. They got in. "Anyone know how to fly this thing?" Luke Skywalker from star trek said. "I do!" Said Freddy Fazbear from Five Nights at Freddys. Freddy then proceeded to fly the ship through the roof, severely damaging it, causing it to crash on a flat surface on top of a mountain in the middle of a big blizzard. "I was already afraid of you, but now you're even scarier. YOU CAN;T DRIVE! AND I BET YOURE BRITISH TOO..." Luz made fun of Freddy with Steven, they were both disappointed. "It is a spaceship, shut up!" Freddy jumpscared them and they s tarted to cry because fnaf is scary, "Okay, guys we just need to calm down, okay! Survival in a blizzard can be real tough," Bow, having more than 3 braincells, stepped out of the ship. He looked around and sobbed. "All hope is lost." Variks' patted Bow on the back. "It is okay, friend, Variks... has been in several blizzards before, and had his lower body frozen with cosmic ice... we will survive... yessss?" They continued forward. Once they were all out of the ship, three figures landed infront of them. Sans and some other people in the group recognized them as.DARTH VADER, BIG EVIL BOY WHO IS EVIL AND KILLED PEOPLE!!THE MAN BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER! WHO IS EVIL BIG EVIL BOY KILLED PEOPLE AND KILLED CHILDREN LIKE DARTH VADERAND LAST BUT NOT LEAST! Gary blue jeans, back for revenge.Darth vader breathed heavily, the man behind the slaughter did some sprite things idk. And gary blue jeans breathed heavily with rage after being left behind."Oh shit! What are we gonna do?!" Spider-man said."Go back to being mr stark i dont feel so good," The man behind the slaughter hissed. Spider man started to cry an d sob but Luz gave him emotional support for no fucking reason. "Its ok, king loves to watch spider man. But he loves sans more." sans and brody fusion blushed but right now was not the time for that! Ugh! Spider-man recollected himself, before whistling. Many other spider-men swung down to them, like that one MCU one played by tom cucumber man batch holland??? Tommy ragquire, the one where he fought the lizard guy, spider-verse guy, OTHER spider-verse guy, and some other spider-men idk lol.All of the spider-men got into a fight with the man behind the slaughter, it looked awesome but the others didn't get involved because they knew spider-man was awesome and could handle it. Spider man died and cdouldnt handle it. Everyone shat emotionally. "Oh no! What will we do njow.." Sans summoned gaster blasters and put a hole through one spider man on accident. "FUCK!" sans and brody fusion cried. Suddenly Twilight Sparkle came in wanting revenge for rainbow dash and punched the man behind the slaughter. "WHOER!" And Mordecai from Regular Show started beatboxing for no reason.The man behind the slaughter punched Twilight Sparkle back, pulling out his knife, ready to stab her- BEFORE MILES MORALES FROM THE MILES MORALES SPIDER MAN GAME APPEARED AND ALSO SPIDER-VERSE AND ALSO COMICS AND TV SHOWS kicked the man behind the slaughter through the head using his EXAGGERATED SWAGGER. The man behind the slaughter died, leaving gary and darth vader. Twilight Sparkle and Mordecai sat down beside eachother.... It was really emotional looking. Twiligh tSparkle opened her mouth. "Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars..?" mordecai oopened his mouth too. "I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now....." Everyone started to cry. Sans and brody fusion took advantage of this and killed gary blue jeans. After he brutally murdered the middle aged man known as gary blue jeans, he felt something penetrate his chest, looking down, he saw a big red glowing blade which was suddenly pulled out, causing brody and sans to unfuse, leaving sans on the ground unconscious and leaving brody injured because he was stronger than sans (oh oh oh oh oh) "FUCKING PIS SS SHIT" Brody said, shaking Sans' unconscious body. "WAKE UP! BABE!" Brody screamed, tearing up. Before he knew it, Darth vader swung his blade, decapitating Brody. "You will not live, for the story to end Kai must reunite with Sans, you fucking idiot." said Darth Vader, kicking Brody's body away.Everyone cried and screamed before tackling darth vader, distracting him from finishing off Sans even though he just said for the story to continue kai and sans must reunite, what a fucking tool.... Sans woke up in an empty void. He looked around, worried, turning to see an ape with glowing blue cracks over its body. "W-what...?" The ape turned to him. "OOO OOO A A A A OOO!" it shouted. Sans gasped. "Yes...! I understand what i must do..!" Sans woke up as the music from my hero academia or whatever started playing, both of his eyes glowing bright blue. He turned to darth vader who suddenly had beaten up most of the resistance, punching him through the chest, killing him instantly. "Owie... he chopped off my other haaaand..." Said luke Skywalker. Sans was determined. He killed luke skywalker because he was bored of star trek. It had too many reboots. Now that he was on the right path, everyone looked up at him now. Luz was no longer the group leader. Sans had been enlightened, and must lead the path to greatness. CHAPTER 3 BECAUSE THERE ARE STILL CHAPTERS!!!!Their moment of triumph was interrupted as the beam from the mountain lit up, shooting through the sky, creating cracks through it like the last act of homestuck with that green skeleton. Sans gasped, before Hatsune miku with glowing purple eyes like an enderman appeared, all powerful looking. "Hatsune Miku, you have to leave the past behind you!" Sans shouted. "The past does not bother me anymore... Sans. The future, it is now." She created a big bubble around the two of them, leaving the rest of the resistance separated. "Fight to the death, whore." Said Hatsune Miku. "I created minecraft, what thinks you can defeat ME?" Sans felt hopeless, but then remembered he was powerful, and no longer felt hopeless. Sans clutched his fists, like the arthur meme. He summoned a gastor blaster and SHOT AT MIKJU, but miku dodged it and started doing all the minecraft emotes. "I CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT, SANS. I CAN MAKE LIFE HELL FOR YOU, AS I MADE HELL IN MIENCRAFT. WORLD IS MINE" Miku bitch-slapped sans, making him fall back and land onto his B A C K as he screamed in agony. "MIKU IS TOO STRON,G FUCKING HELP" but nobody could hear him scream. Sans started to bleed ketchup, and he stood up weakly and slowly as miku laughed at hium. Miku opunched him again and he fucking wailed.He shit his pants out of fear. But then he remembered the glowing ape in his dreams, and his eyes glowed brighter, before he looked back up at miku hatsune, before zooming into her like a missile, bringing her above the clouds, breaking through the bubble. "Your days are numbered, you clown!" Said Sans. Hatsune Miku had never been called a clown before and it made her cry. Sans did a spinkick and slammed her into the ground, leaving a big crater where she landed. Sans floated down gracefully and everyone started clapping from the sistance or resistance whatever help. And Sans started fortnite flexing emote on Hatsune MIku. "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich." Luz stepped on hatsune miku. Steven laufhedgdd. Uh mordecai jake finn adventure time sprig bow everyone started celebrating. Sans turned to Hatsune Miku, pulling out a pistol gun thing. "It was never personal, Miku." He fired the shot, ending her once and for all.Sonic shouted to Sans. "HEY!! I FOUND SOMEONE IN THE BIG EVIL METAL BASE!" Sans replied with curiousity. "WHO?!" "EGGNOG! EVIL EGGNOG!" Sonic shouted. He was high rn but he meant eggman, everyone knew that so they didnt point out the obvious mistake. Everyone ran into the big evil mtal base, but sonic was there first of course although he ran into several trees on the way there. "I am swag!" Sonic announced proudly. Luz nodded."Oh shit! Right! Hatsune miku activated the world ender device! What are we gonna do!?""Oh shit!" Steven said. They turned to the sky, noticing a bright light. Sans squinted his eyes, realising who it was. "Oh my god... Fortnite jonesy?! You survived!" Jonesy landed next to them, nodding to Sans. He then saluted, flying towards the beam, entering it. The entire everything all went white once he entered it, and sans was back in the void, but it was all bright now. "Ew!" Sans said. "Who enabled light mode?!" He turned to see the ape again, but the apes glorious fur was white instead of black. "Ooo ooo, a a." Said the Ape. "Really? I can- undo this disaster?" The ape replied to Sans "Oo." Sans gasped, and then closed his eyes, waking up in snowdin.He walked out of his house into a busy snowy town, tears formed in his eyes. He then armed himself with a gun, travelling in his car to the mushroom kingdom.He staked out at night, before breaking into luigi and mario's apartment. Placing a bomb inside which would detonate in five minutes. He hopped out of the apartment and waited, before the building went KABOOM, killing everyone inside. He then returned to snowdin to see a crowd of people talking. He first noticed that Brody was there, reformed, in the middle of telling a hilarious YO MAMA! Joke, next to several other hilarious and iconic cartoon characters like luz and steven. "Is everyone... all...alive...???" Sans fell to his knees, grinning happily as he cried tears of joy. He couyldn't believe it. Even Bow was there. Even JFK was there. Even Rainbow Dash was there. Everyone... was there! Sans sobbed LOUDLY, his wails making everyone look at him. They all ran up to him and hugged him. "Pog" everyone said at the same time as they hugged. Suddenly, something comes zooming in from the heavens. Faster than the speed of light, it creates a huge boomboom sound and crashes into the ground creating a GIANT crater. (AGAIN.) there was a huge white light.... It turned rainbow too. Like gay!!!!!!!!!!!! Ew. And then suddenly... IT WAS ME.... KAININJAGO... I WALKED OUT OF THE LIGHT... LIKE JESUS.... Sans started sobbing and pissing and shitting and ran towards me, hugging me tightly and getting his shit all over me. I cried tears of joy and kissed him viciously and passionately in front of everyone who was grossed out but I didn't care. Bow started puking. "BABE I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sans screamed while I kissed him, screams of joy of course. He loves me, and Brody. I love brody too i cant blame sans. His jokes are too funny! Brody winked in the background as me and sans started to french kiss, ok skip the rest. When he pulled away, i felt so depressed, but happy when i realized he was with me again. Sans kissed me again for 2 hours and then pulled away finally. Everyone had ran away by now but we loved eachother more than anything else.. Sans, I love you. "I love you sansy bab." Sans blushed bright blue because everyone thinks he blushes blue. "KAININJAGO....." sans kneeled down, pulling something out of pocket. It was a black and rainbow box.... "WILL YOU MARRY ME.........." Sans pleaded, opening the box to reveal a cherry ring pop. KaiNINJAGO blushed profusely and nodded as fast as ever. "OMG YES, I LOVE YOU SANSY, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU FOREVER, OMG I LOVE YOU" KaiNINJAGO never shut up but Sans still loved me because I'm hoty. Sans looked over Kai's shoulder, noticing someone, a strangely familiar figure. He focused on them, realising that it was Vsauce Michael. Vsauce Michael winked at him before vanishing into the wind. Timskip to 3 days.CHAPTER 4 THE ENDSans blushed, Kai blushed. EVeryone was watching from the wedding seats. JFK, Luz, Steven, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Steve, Brody, Nagito Komaeda, Nekomaru Nidai, Sprig, Thanos, Jonesy, Ninja, Papyrus, Freddy, Bow, Darth Vader, Spider Men, Gary Blue Jeans, EVil British Doctor, Variks, Finn and Jake, Ralsei, Herobrine, Sonic, Spy TF2, and some other people we forgot. They were all smiling, even if some of them hated smiling, Like steven, who was now depressed after witnessing all of this. Sans was in a wedding dress and so was Kaininjago. Sans held Kaininjago's hand. Inbetween the almost married couple stood a grey cat with a weirdly long torso in a fancy suit. "Do you, sans do agree to the funny marry thingy?" "Yes, i do." Said Sans. "And do you, weird normal human creature, agree to the funny marry thingy?" "YES I LOVE SANS FORTNIE FORTNIE FORTNIET SWAG POGGER GAMING SAWGGGG FUCKING FORTNIET POGG !!!!!!!!!!! YTES I DOYESEYESYES' Kaininjago started to floss in excitement. The cat with the weirdly long torso sighed. "I now pronounce you, homies for life." The cat walked off the stage and passed out from exhaustion. Steven becomes more depressed because Kaininjago and Sans made out for the next 3 days and didn't move.finSTARLOW WAS HERE
