It was Christmas eve and all through the house came a moan from the bedroom just like a mouse. Throughout the night There was moaning and groaning and groping too. And then someone yelled I'm going to steal your Virginity along with your "Christmas" Too. Then just like a dove an F.B.I Swat team came down from above. They went into the room and it smelled like onions and wet dog too. Turns out that the Grinch was a 64 year old man and Shrek was only 18 years old . And then the Grinch Said with a bad tone in his voice "His Arsehole was Too Bloody Cold".
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