𝕷𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖓 | Ꭺ Ꮐꫀɾᥲᥣt ᥲᥒd Ꭻᥲ᥉kเꫀɾ Ꮮꪮ᥎ꫀ Ⲋtꪮɾᥡ

TWITCH

{Author's Note}

Hello everybody! Thank you for all the positive feedbacks. I am so happy that you guys are enjoying this story. I would like to say that English is my third language so it can feel a little cringy sometimes and there are some grammatical mistakes. I have used some shakespearean songs and style in this story and if you love Shakespeare then I apologize lol (as it can feel cringy). The reason I did not upload for so long was that I lost all my motivation and so many things were happening. From now on I would upload new chapters in a regular interval. Enjoy this new chapter. Love you :)

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"Can't live without me can ya Witcher boy" Jaskier smirked at Geralt as he tried to wink but closed both his eyes. Jaskier was a little intoxicated from the Gin. Bloody awesome.

Geralt sighedd and turned around adjusting his loose armor  "You should not be here"

Jaskier scrunched his nose "Yes only youuuuu...... are allowed to set foot anyyyyywhere you want. Who are you to...... Ugh dictate what I can do and cannot do? Huh" Jaskier was sloshed and he could not form his words properly. Jaskier looked at Geralt with wide eyes and pouty face. He looked like a child when they don't get their way.

Geralt chuckled "You can do whatever you want just don't block my way, don't follow me, don't BREATH around me. Is that too hard for you too understand?" Geralt didn't look at Jaskier. He was busy petting Roach's head.

"WHAT THE DEVIL!!! The big man thinks.........the foooooooool followed him *laughs* ! The Great Geralt....... always forming conclusions .........without any attested verification." He stumbled as he approached Roach "I did NOT ......follow your menacing arse" He pets Roach's forehead and he thrashed Geralt's hand away from Roach. "Tell me.... My humble creature.... HOW..... do you tolerate this knave" Jaskier now talking to Roach, giggles and Roach neighs. "you're annoyed aren't you, having to see the same face everyday, the same boring old talks. Don't worry, I am here now" Jaskier laughs and he hugs Roach's face. It was a wholesome moment and Geralt rolled his eyes.

"This is not your theater, motely fool. Quit it! If you did not follow me then how are you here?" Geralt held Jaskier's arm and made him face him.

"Maybe it's..... DESTINY" the bard giggled

Destiny? Him? The foolish Bard? He is his destiny? How intoxicated is he to be talking such nonsense. "Whatever it is, you should not be here. It's a dangerous place. You're mad drunk. Come, I'll take you out of this town. It's not far." Geralt grabbed Jaskier's hand but Jaskier being too intoxicated fell on the ground.

He is making this too hard. I want to help him but he is making it too hard. Geralt picked him up. He carried the smaller man on his shoulder.

"You care about me huh" Jaskier giggled "You don't want me to get hurt. You have a heart after all" Jaskier giggled as Geralt mounts the bard and himself on Roach.

Where does he gets these ideas? I can't win with him. He always twists my words. How is he still alive? His pretty little mouth can get him in big trouble. Geralt thought to himself. They started riding North. Geralt needed Jaskier to be out of this town. It's full of deadly monsters. Poor bard can't even fight a fat man. The bard is not much of a fighter but he is not foolish though. He is socially apt and there is no winning him in verbal fights.

"You twist my words and make up things so quickly. I don't want you getting hurt on my account." Geralt said with a stone cold attitude.

"On YOUR ......account? Well stupid sir..... I didn't come here because of you though. I chose to come here. If I stay here and get hurt it's not because of you. You should stop being all soft and worrying about me. You know what, it's good to see your soft and caring side" Jaskier said in a teasing tone. He knew this would make Geralt uncomfortable. He was enjoying teasing this big old Witcher boy.

"Twisting my words again. You know what. I am done talking to you. Let's just get you somewhere with no monsters and we will be on our way." Geralt chuckled. The bard made him laugh. Fucking bastard!

"It seems Witchers are not men of their word." Jaskier said in a cocky manner.

"What do you mean?" Geralt was confused. Is he talking about going on one adventure together. Well that deal was off when this fool made everything mortifying.......

"I can't believe you forget. You just left me because I made your cock twitch. You are a shy Witcher boy" Jaskier laughed and Roach neighed.

He is making this very hard now (poor choice of words though). He is mad drunk that's why he blabbering without any shame. He needs a smack on his pretty face. What am I saying? he is not pretty and Roach is enjoying teasing me too. What a day! Is everyday going to be like this? No no. I need to send him off somewhere else and be on my way.

"COCK DOES NOT TWITCH AND EVEN IF IT DID YOU ARE NOT THE READON ITS NATUTAL REACTION. YOU WOULD NOT KNOW YOU ARE A FOOL WHO REFUSES TO SEE REALITY AND LIVES IN FANTASY." Geralt practically yelled at Jaskier. How could the bard make this kind of indecent statement? Well he can, he is a motely fool and he is drunk.

"Look at you..... Getting all sensitive and defensive. I am just teasing you...... Ugh looks like people that you have come across and associated yourself withare  800 year old mages who talk in  riddles......... You have no comical bone in your body. You should be glad you found me." Jaskier was enjoying this. "And don't change the subject...... You broke ........your word. You are not .......an honourable man. Your words .....are null and...... void."

"Witchers are not known for being honourable." Geralt said as he rolled his eyes. If Jaskier saw it, he would make another nasty comment about it. No sense of comedy? What do I look like to him? I am a Witcher, not some clown!

"Now I know it. I shall sing......... about our little encounter .......to the masses. And I...... will make... sure..." Jaskier couldn't complete himself and dosed off in Geralt's arms.

The little fool has noded off. Hope he doesn't wake up until our destination. He looks like a toddler sleeping like this. He needs someone to take care of him. Not me but someone.