Me: oh do you like him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Random guy(we'll name him Ryder): what no I can swing that way
Me: Wha?(cue the tina voice)
Ryder: I'm not a homosexual
Me: Wha?(still in Tina voice)
Ryder(irritated): I.Am.Straight.
Me: :) Wha?
Ryder(Snapped): I'M NOT FUCKING GAY!!!!
Me: OMG HE'S A HOMOPHOBE EVERYBODY RUN!!!!
People: *panic and run*
Ryder: *silently planning a murder*
Eh I was bored so um yeah. That thought kept me up all night
(I'm not gay and I'm not homophobic I am Bisexual)
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