Erisol fun time bowling fic

Part 1

*enters sollux* "hello there eridan" *gives smirk* "hey sollux, what brings you round these parts" *tips hat*, "oh I'm not sure, just yknow, wanna see you" *gives cute snile* "AW Edrian you arw the cutest," "I know I am *approaches sollux* "oh- what makes you get so close?!" "Oh you know, just want to be near my favorite dude"*gives sollux a smuty look* "oh I see.." "are you in the mood for fun?!" "Oh goody goody yes I am" "WONDERFUL" "let's head to the bowling alley"

*drives in brand new car, to bowling aley*
*arrives* "Rightyo big boy", "says edrian let's get to it!" "Sure thing bud!" *both enter bowling alley* -lady at the front desk- "good day chaps i am arardia, is there anyway I can help you fellas? "Yes we would be interested in purchasing your bowling shoes, 2 pairs please" "got it!" *arardia hands the guys the shoes with a kind snile on her face* "much Appreciated my lad" *the dudes approach the alley* all of a sudden edrian announces he needs the toilet "ah I see" says sollux "can you accompany me I'm quite shy" "sure thing laddy" "thanks brosky" *sollux and edrian enter bathroom* all of a sudden edrian screams "OHMY I AM SIMPLY SO FOND OF YOU" *edruan throws himself at sollux* "WOWEE, WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT " "ALTHOUGH I AM NOT MAD AT IT!" *intensely kisses Derain* *derain returns kisses* *solux stops mid-kiss* "I must say our cat ears look mighty dashing this evening" "oh yes, oh yes they do" "but not as dashing as you and your beautiful body *gives snirk* *returns the snirk, seductively* "ohmygollygosh" that is truly flurtacjos Derain!" "IKR TOTAL CRAZY AM I RIGHT BUDDO?" "SUPER RIGHT COOLMAN56" "we better get on now, shant we?!" "Yes we shall" "okie sounds like a plan" *the lads head to the alley and start to bowl* "wow edrian this is mighty fun" "hey" THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN *TEREZI DYES BECAUSE SECRETELY HE WAS THE BOWLING BALL* BAD, AWFUL, DISAPPOINTED DISGRACE" WE MUST HELP THIS POOR PORE SOULF" "yes, we must arrange a funeral" "I agree sollux, I agree" *the two lovers arrange the funeral of a lifetime* "I must say Derain this a fantabulous funeral". *everyone laughs* "PAHA GOOD ONE MY GOOD MAN" *everuone prays for terezy* "today we moarn the loss of a very nice man, terezy, she will be lost" "but terezy was a lovely chap, SO LETS REALLY PUT THE FUN IN FUNErAL" *everyone cheers* *terezy gets buried and then derain and sollux dance to 'dance monkey' and skip happily back to their shared apartment.
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