what happens when an insane dirk kinnie finds out where smupepts live and truly wanna be there friends cuz everyone hates them for no reason. then her friend named kai might join!! what will happen when the smuppet hater sees jaz making out with smu...
It was a wonderful and normal day for this human! Her name was jaz, and she scared the shit out of everybody on a application called discord. She had brown hair and gorgeous penis shaped pupils. But she had one great secret..she had a crush on smuppet~senpai! smuppet~senpai was very important to her and her only. By this point, yeah, she is yandere uwu girl!!! Smuppet~senpai had never spoken to her though, jaz has stalked him quite alot without his knowing. thus, she learned so much about her favorite senpai. She had a fine piece of felt stuck up on her wall, from sneaking into his house before and using her powers to turn tiny and slice off a small flake of his buttcheek. he somehow didn't know cuz he probs dumb idk jfk kinnie idfk u see for urself!! 😻😻😻
~ JAZ POV ~
"wow i can smell that cologne smuppet~senpai!" I smelt that buttcheek scent perfume that my senpai always wore. i always found that uhm,,quite weird. but buttcheeks r cool!! I wore my usual, kawwaii owo girl outfit with my demonias! It was such a fit. Nobody appreciated it ever but that doesn't matter! Today I will take my chances. I went to my small friend group, which contained of karkitty the..uh..kk kinnie 🥱😬, and wispy who smells like doodoo but thats ok💩, and kai and tuna bein my best frans!! they r freaked out by this "addiction" i have with smuppet~senpai but whatever ugh🙄🙄!
"hey poo sniffer!" I greated wispy with a friendly smile,
"jaz istg shut the f-"
"hey karkitty u dum poo simp!!" i angrily stomped on the floor towards karkitty.
"🤬🤬 IM THE ALPHA!!!"
"WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS I AM!! I AM THE WOLF I AM THE LEADER I AM BEST!" i howled with rage kicking karkitty in the face with my big ass demonias!
tuna tapped my shoulder to stop fighting with the dumb bitch/j!!
"oh hey tuna bes frannn <33🤗🤗"
"hey wassup whas goin on" kai did a skateboard flip and farted.
"hi kaii i like ur fart at the end! 🦀🦀" i complimented kai like always like a great friend should.
"why tf did u say crab emoji crab emoji out loud" kai gave me stank eye and i pouted!!
"WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT UR SO MEAN!!!!!1"
But then.....I stopped. I heard the big stomps of my biggest bully, pixis! pixis was so tall and bald i wanted to barf when i looked at them. they were so yucky!! plus they inverted my anus multiple times infront of smuppet~senpai like wtf.
Pixis looked down at me with there neck cracking so weirdly. "hey bsf"
I SLAPPED PIXIS RIGHT IN THE FACE!! THEN KICKED THERE ANKLES OUT OF FURY.
tuna made the loudest faceplant for some reason ig 🤔
"WTF U FACEPLANTIN FOR DUDE!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"
"im not planting a plant of my face wdym"
"UGH NEVERMIND!!!!!!!!!"
"yknow what i had yesterday-"
"NO!"
"i had a pixie stick!!"
Just then pixis grabbed me by my kawwaii uwu school outfit! i thrashed around very mad! then.....they spanked me! I screamed out so loud BABARKABWOFOWFBWKF.
"BAJKABKJBKJBJEWOFOWOFOOWBBAKRBKBWKWRNWOFO"
kai smacked pixis in the leg with their swag katana but that did nothin cuz it was made by nerf company duh. stupid nerf company!!! kai kept doing it until pixis picked them up too!!!!!!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IM TOO SWAG TO BE SPANKED!"
"too bad"
SMACK!
"r u baldi basics in disguise pixis???"
"what"
"ur baldi basics omg im a fan i literally love ur work!!😩😩"
pixis got weirded out and threw me into......WOAH! SMUPPET~SENPAI!
I finally took my chances when i got flinged at smuppet~senpai! he enjoyed it! but all he was saying was smuppet and it was weird but that was fine! omg his lips were so soft holy moly! he was such a nice kisser! but then he ran away from me?? i dont know why!
"smuppet smuppet SMUPEPT"
"WAIT DONT GO BABE I LOVE U 🥵🥵"
He didn't answer me! hes so dumb! ugh! whatever. i blushed, but then went to go save kai because im the coolest friend and the main character so it obviously has to happen. but pixis was already having the chipmunks burrow in kai's butthole! wtf! that brought back memories when pixis made the ponies live in ur butthole! u hated that!
"HEY PIXIS PUT DOWN KAI OR ELSE I WILL RECITE BLUESTARS PROCPCHEY TO U OUTLOUD!!🤬"
"why warrior cats ain't scary"
"ok then i will read a warrior cats nsfw story to u out loud now put KAI DOWN!!!!!!!"
"bet bet im waiting"
"ok"
i went off on wattpad or tumblr to quickly find some jake x tallstar fanfics or something i dont fuckin know. kai escaped and ran into the sewers with everyone else, smh they left me but i dont really care cuz i can do it.
"ok r u ready"
"yeah sur"
"It's a beautiful day in the Neighborhood.
A beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?"
"WTF IS THIS!!!!!1THIS ISNT WARRIOR CATS"
"It's Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood,
A land of Make Believe. Won't you ride along with me? Ride along. It's Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood So much to do, so much to see. Won't you ride along with me? Ride along."
and then pixis rudely interrupted my singing and slapped me until i fell and then went to sleep cuz yeah.........my current realitu shifted away as i went to my smuppet world......
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