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AUTHER NOTE: Ok im totolly gonna suck at this but ya wateves btw u might want to read the first one of dangan ranpa minecraft (prop spelled dat wrong) before reading this cause it hold spoilers

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Tyler woke up and felt for his big stupid nerdy glasses on his nightstand. After like 10 min of looking, cause hes dumb, he found them. Then some frigin paper airplane flu thro da wall cause magic that said,

"Sup loser go to da dining hall place room and talk to the strangers that r there or ill kill u. Go find it if yur smart enough.
Im not telling u were it is Mwahahaha im evil.

Btw theres muffins in the fridge

They're mine so if u touch them ill kill u

-Herobrine"

"...wat a bitch" tyler said and walked out. He took like 3hours to get der cause hes dumb and he banged into like everything. Once he got dur he saw like some ppl. Ya, ppl.

They introduced dem selves cause im to lazy to say der names.

Herobrine tried to make a faboolous entrance but epicly failed. Someone laughed and herobrine kicked em where it hurts the most. "Sup losers! Im herobrine." He saw brice eating one of his muffins and killed him. Bye brice.

"WE FUCKIN KNOW DUMBASS WE GOT DA STUPID NOTE THINGY" Yelled bodil who was obviously ty and anyone that didnt get da is udderly stupid.

"WTF DID U JUST SAY?! I DONT SOUND LIKE THAT!!!" Yelled ty that was looking like bodil.

"U do knooowwww~" Said bodil in a singsong voice. "And everyone that doesnt know that im dressed like u and yur dressed like me is stoopid and wont know dat till the plot twist. AND GOD I HATE EVERYONE!!! FALL INTO DISPAAAAAAAIR" ty yelled. And bodil jumped at him but ty bent down saying "ooo a lucky penny" so bodil smashed face first into the wall. And ty started running around screaming "

"Oh right so yur all here to kill each other." said herobitch "so heres the rules, u kill someone and after 3 or more ppl find the body there will be a thing to look for clues and stuff. After that u hav a trial and if u guess right on who the killer is the killer will be exicuted if u guess wrong everyone but the killer gets exicuted."

Everyone sat there in silence...except ty that was still running around. "Wow" said bodil walking back over rubbing his head.

"Later losers" herobrine said and he disappers.

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