One fateful day I ordered a new laptop. However, I was quite surprised when the laptop that I ordered was actually a CD. When I put tthe disc into my old laptop's cd tray, a chill came over me. Four letters appeared on my wall, dripping with blood. They spelt out "YOU ARE DEAD." Not taking the obvious hint that I was the main character of a creepypasta, I closed the disc tray. I then looked at he contents of the CD. There was only one file stored on the disc, an executive file. I opened it up and immediately all of the walls in my house started to drip with blood. I had always wanted to paint my walls red, so I continued to see if anything else good would happen If I ran the file. Immediately, all of my skin fell off. I was so happy, because now I wouldn't need to buy an expensive Halloween costume! I was so excited that I started to feel a pain in my chest. I was having a heart attack. Little did I know that slenderman or smiledog or something was clinging to the ceiling above me. When I glanced upwards, it fell from the ceiling onto me, successfully restarting my heart. I gasped and decided that that was enough excitement for today, so I took the disc out of my disc tray, and put it in a new case, using a sharpie to write the words "Best. Disc. Ever." onto the new case. I quickly grabbed my disc titled "S.S. 2" and put it into my disc tray.
I sat back as my machine began to whirr away.
