Falling in Love & Other Things

Introductions

Meg: I ate a butterfly.

Now that we have your attention...

We are Mandy, Mike, and Meg.

Mandy: Just to clarify, Mikey here is a girl---

Mikey: Contrary to popular belief.

Mandy: I bet you didn’t know that girls can have guy names too. Dear readers, you’re welcome for teaching you something on the first page.

Mikey: Read Little Women and it’ll all make sense. Thanks, Jo March.

Mandy: Unfortunately, dear readers, Meg could not make it to the introductions today and will be introduced later on. She has a special something in store for you, so be prepared.

Mikey: BE PREPARRRRRRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDDDDD

Mandy: MUFASA AFFFFFF

Mikey: I love that we went the same way there haha.

Mandy: That is true friendship, mon cherie.

Mikey: Not everyone speaks French, Mandy.

Mandy: Okay, so basically I’m assuming that we’re all high right now* so let’s actually start with the intros. I’ll start us off. *clears throat* Hi… my name is Amanda and I’m in high school. We all are. Uhh I don’t particularly have much of a life outside my house and schoolseeing as Twitter and Netflix have consumed me whole. And I’m looking for my son, Nemo.

Mikey: Oh Jesus. Well, my name is Michal Anna (pronounced Michael Anna)

Mandy: Don’t mess it up now, folks.

Mikey: -and I don’t particularly like being called Mikey or Big Mike but these two are my best friends so I’ve given up with them haha. The three of us are all in band (go clarinets woo)-

Mandy: We are basically the reincarnation of Squidward Tentacles.

Mikey:-and I play eight other instruments along with clarinet. Music is literally my life. That and writing and reading and fandoms. Yeah...

Mandy: And hot boys. We really like our hot boys.

Mikey: That is true. Hot boys are one of my hobbies. Unfortunately, I am not one of their hobbies...

Mandy: I like stalking these hot boys :) I should technically be in prison by now.

Mikey: We all like stalking said hot boys let’s be real here.

Mandy: Okay, dang this is actually hard to stay on topic. ‘Cuz ya know hot doods an errthang.

Mikey: Oh, right, intros.

Mandy: Yes, Mike. Intros.

Mikey: So also Megan has an obsession with multiple celebrities and hot guys at our school.

Mandy: A few days ago, we decided to all get together and write this “book”(?)

Mikey:More of a life guide based on fanfiction that we’ve read.

Mandy: Due to our lack of social life and our constant struggles with guys, school, friends, and other variables, we decided that,”Hey! Why don’t we write about this?” So yeah, that’s what we did.

Mikey: And what you’re reading now. Tada.

Mandy: I actually apologize to whoever reads this because most of the time, I feel like we’re just going to go off topic…

Mikey: Oops?

Mandy: Oh well. But no seriously, a big thanks to my two besties, Mike and Meg, here who actually decided to do this. And thanks to you, you beautiful reader, for giving us a chance. I give all of a you a cordial “WELCOME!!!’ and a warm cyber hug.

Mikey: Bring it in; we’re very touchy people.

Mandy: You smell good.

Mikey: What type of shampoo do you use?

Mandy: I actually use this Garnier Fructis anti-frizz serum. It comes in an orangey/yellow bottle. It smells pretty good, MA.

Mikey: (They also call me MA, Michal A, and MAFF) Nice I use like Dove idk my mom buys it haha.

Mandy: Ma’s mom is so rad to be quite frank.

Mikey: My friend once told me she wished my mom was our age so that we could all be friends haha.

Mandy: Dang. Well, we have strayed long enough, so we’ll let you get to it. Nice meeting you! I think?

Mikey: Adios, bitchachos!

You know you love us...xoxo.  

-Mandy, Mike, and Meg

(A/N): Mandy: Im just going to warn you that there may be language in here courtesy of Michal A and me over here. If you don’t like language, then I guess I don’t recommend you read this. If you’re okay with it, carry on.

Mikey: You have been warned.

Mandy: Parental advisory recommended.

Mikey: We’re hilarious.

Mandy: We are. I swear. Okay, bye.

Mikey: Okay?

Mandy: OKAY.

Mikey: Okay bye.

Mandy: Maybe okay will be our always. (end scene)

Mikey: No screw you.

Mandy: I mean c’mon. How do you see it but not Sticks?