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Cat Attack

               

Hello we are now reporting a cat (that may have gotten into toxic waste) has grown to an unbelievable size of... Whats that... yes.... what!!!!!!!! Well world we have breaking news of this fluffy terror attacking the sears tower in Chicago Illinois!!!!!!!!! And well by this photo we can see that this cat is taller than the sears tower. We want all people to go on to the nearest plane or car and go to Wisconsin the amazing home of the super bowl champions THE PACKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since many people are going to Wisconsin we want all people to go to the packers stadium and get in. Packers fans get in free get season tickets and tickets to the super bowl, other fans have to pay ten dollars per person and bears fans have to pay 50 dollars per person. That is all we have for today this is 21 world wide news.

MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are all these people yelling and screaming at me I am only a 1,870 foot cat. Why are these people afraid of my superior fluffiness? I mean I was just walking along past the sears tower and then all of a sudden someone must has dropped something and it made me grow, about the size of a regular cat. I was like hey.... I am only a kitten and I am already this big? Cool. Now news must get around fast or something because when I said meow it was as loud as a jumbo jet. These people are sending planes at me now and hey that one looks like a bird and that one does too! I love birds they taste like chicken. I think I have heard about these planes they are called the thunder birds. They are very fast and they stared at EAA 2014. I love swatting at birds I think I will try to get these guys.  MEEEEEE-OOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

That hurt! These stupid birds poured something on me. And hey what's this I am shrinking that funny because only a few minutes ago I was huge and hey why do I see ants and when did the sears tower get so tall and people towering over me? Aw I liked being huge! Oh well.