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Now, dickface and Andrew are try to move the magazine rack in front of the door. Which, by the way, is definitely a fire hazard. "Okay, now, watch the magazines!" Rick the Dick yelled. They've got it to the doorway now and it's blocking the entire door. "That's very clever sir, but what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir." Bender advises. "Alright, what are you doing with this? Get this outta here for God's sake! What's the matter with you? Come on!" dickface yells. "You know the school comes equipped with fire exits at either end of the library." Brian points out, which was greeted with a glare from Bender. "Show Dick some respect!" Bender remarks. Andrew and Vernon come back into the main section of the library. "Let's go...go! Get back into your seat." Andrew sits. "I expected a little more from a varsity letterman!" Vernon complained. "You're not fooling anybody, Bender! The next screw that falls out is gonna be you!" Moody cunt. "Eat my shorts..." Bender mumbles. Vernon spins in his tracks and faces Bender again. "What was that?" He asks. "Eat my shorts!" Bender shouts. "You just bought yourself another Saturday, mister!" Vernon exclaimed. "Oh, Christ..." Bender sarcastically complains. "You just bought one more right there!" Vernon states. "Well, I'm free the Saturday after that...beyond that, I'm gonna have to check my calendar!" Bender remarks. "Good! 'Cause it's gonna be filled, we'll keep goin'! You want another one? Say the word, just say the word! Instead of going to prison, you'll come here! Are you through." Walked right into that one... "No!" Bender yells. "I'm doing society a favor!" Vernon insists. Are you? Says fucking who? And yes, incase nobody noticed, the maternal instinct just kicked in. "So?" Bender replies. "That's another one, right now! I've got you for the rest of your natural born life if you don't watch your step! You want another one?" "Yes!" cue inner face palm. "You got it! You got another one, right there! That's another one pal!" It was never going to end well "Cut it out!" Claire yells, now I wasn't expecting that.
