One day, the two friends Lapapa and Womobear are wandering around a fresh field of grass, playing around with each other. Lapapa has a huge head, and only grows bigger from time to time. Lapapa always has the :> face on his head, and his expression never changes. Womobear however, is basically the opposite of Lapapa. Womobear's head is smaller by a ton, and has the :< face on him.They were having a lot of fun, telling jokes, playing tag, and lots of other games. As they were playing, they started talking about unsolved mysteries. "Have you ever heard of the temple of the jadeite triangle?" Lapapa asks. "Oh yes, yes I have," said Womobear. "Legend says it exists in the deep depths of earth, and it was never found." Lapapa continues. "The treasure hidden in the deadly temple, The Jadeite Triangle, is worth more than you can imagine." Womobear doubts it. "Yea? How much?" he asks. "Legend says that The Jadeite Triangle is massive, as big as a tv." Lapapa says. "A carat of Jadeite is worth 3 million. How much do you think the triangle is?" Womobear gasps. "My oh my" he says. "I wonder if we could find it, that would be sick" said Womobear, cluckling since he was just joking. "I wonder too haha" giggled Lapapa. The two friends continue playing for a good minute before they hear a broadcast from the government. "EMERGENCY MESSAGE: WE HAVE ATTEMPTED TO BREAK THE MATRIX OF EARTH, BUT WE HAVE ENDED UP CORRUPTING IT. TIME TO TIME YOU MAY FIND HOLES IN THE ATMOSPHERE OF THE EARTH. IF YOU FIND ONE, DO NOT GO UNDER IT, YOU WILL BE BURNED ALIVE BY THE SUN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION, STAY SAFE." Lapapa and Womobear look at each other. "That's probably not a big thing to worry," Womobear says. "We'll probably never encounter it." Lapapa raises an eyebrow. "We still have to watch out. What if?" Lapapa looks up, so does Womobear. The atmosphere starts flashing, and a hole appears right over them.
The hole grows bigger, bigger, and bigger, until a huge laser from the sun beams down and makes a massive hole in the earth, which has gone all the way through earth. The two friends scream in horror, as they are almost hit by the laser. "WHAT JUST HAPPENED" Womobear screams in shock. "Looks like we're first to encounter it" Lapapa says. Another hole splits open behind Lapapa and Womobear and traps the two friends in a little island floating on top of a big hole through the earth. "WE'RE LITERALLY BEING SUPPORTED ON A THIN PIECE OF STONE" Womobear yells. "Stay calm," Lapapa says, "let's find a way out." Lapapa tries but fails, the stone they were being supported breaks into multiple pieces, and they fall into the hole the deadly lasers have created. "HOLD ON TO SOMETHING" Lapapa yells. Womobear gets hands on a branch and stops falling, but Lapapa continues to fall, since he had no luck on anything to grab. Lapapa falls for about 30 seconds before finally grabbing a branch and swinging himself into a cave on the side. By that time Womobear had already walked through a cave, and he was starting to see light at the end of the cave. Lapapa has fallen so deep that he has reached the darkest and hottest dimension, hell. Womobear however, has been luckier, he has gone to a dimension with a completely decent and different society living there. "Welcome to Derp Land?" Womobear reads the sign, more confused than ever. Lapapa has already found out that he was in hell, and he was being attacked by demons and ghosts. Lapapa was just running, looking for a way out, there's really no other way to get information, so all he could do is try to find a way out. Womobear however, tries to get information but fails badly, since everybody in Derp Land is super dumb, and its really hard to get information. "Do you know the way out?" Womobear asks one of the derps. "UMMMmmMmMm..... TWo PLus Two IS tHreEeEE" the derp replies. "Great." Womobear signed. "How am I getting out of here..."
Later at Hell, Lapapa was being harassed and tortured by more demons and devils, "HaAAaaAAaLP meEeEEe" Lapapa screamed in pain while the demons plus devils were burning his hand into a flaming crisp, even with all of this applying to him, he still has that one derpy :> face painted as his face. Meanwhile, Womobear has been asKing Derps information on leaving this terrible society for about 20 minutes now, and all he was getting is "WhAT'S iNfoRmaSHInNn? :-D" Womobear groans in pain as he is starting to lose his mind. All of the derps have been making horrible derp noises at Womobear as they don't know what information, or in their words, informashin is. "I wonder how Lapapa's doing right now? He's not in the same dimension as me, I hope." Womobear's :< face has now become a :C face, because his face was always :<, now that he's sad it became :C. Back to Lapapa, he was almost unable to move, as the devilish monsters bite chunks out of his body. His head is growing after every single bite, showing his pain. He was about to faint, but suddenly an extremely loud roar could be heard from a distance. This ultimate sound wave blasted all of the demons far away, leaving only Lapapa in the setting, since his head made him unable to move, because it was so big. Womobear on the other side, could also hear the ultimate roar of the unknown beast deep down where Lapapa was. "He must be in hell!" Womobear said. "Only hell demons could make such loud roars! I read that in an "Unsolved Mysteries" book!" "Wha?" Lapapa said in shock. "What just happened? That was so loud!" He says as his head grows once again. He then proceeds to see a giant figure levitate towards him, holding what appears to be a weapon in the shape of a Reaper. "Who are you?" Lapapa says to the shadowy figure. "I am...." The figure responds. "The Lord of the Underworld."
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