*whack*
you open your eyes. you're in a room. the lighting is dark red, and it appears you've just crawled in through the heating vents.
you stand up and get your bearings. it's nighttime, and you're in a nice hotel room with led lights and a gaming console. there's a view of the city and the hotel's pool outside your window.
upon closer investigation, you find out that this is in fact someone's room. it looks lived
in, and there's various debris on the floor that are most likely not owned by you. confused and unaware of your surroundings, you head to the door but soon hear a voice that sounds like that of american comedian jerry sienfeld.
"gogy!" you hear it say. "i have something to tell you! " you freeze and your heart skips a beat as you realize the sound is coming closer and closer to the room you're in. you quickly dart under the bed.
a pair of feet appear as you open your eyes. terror sets in as the figure crouches down to meet you. as you make eye contact, you are met with a familiar furry face.
"oh there you are, y/n ! what are you doing under here ?" he says.
"barry b benson ?!" you exclaim.
"in the flesh," barry replies. "gogy and i invited you to play minecraft with us. we went to go get chick fil a but you demanded to go explore the vents. we heard a loud sound, and rushed up only to find you under the bed here. are you okay ? did you have a concussion ?"
"i think i did, but i'm good thanks. " you say back. you don't remember anything and this all seems kind of sus, but you get out from under the bed and face barry.
you turn your heads and someone else familiar walks into the room. "minecraft youtuber georgenotfound?" you say in shock.
"yeah, uh that's me. are u good ?" he looks at you with concern.
barry explains to him your situation and suggests we all play minecraft.
you grab the controller, thinking to yourself. 'what the hell is minecraft ?'
once the game starts out you tell them you need to go to the bathroom.
"ok, y/n !!" says barry. "don't fall in !"
you roll your eyes as you step into the bathroom and lock the door. 'this all feels like a murder setup. are they going to harvest my organs on the black market?' looking out the window, you see the drop is at least seven stories down. you'll be lucky to escape with four broken limbs. you calm down and try to take your mind off this seemly awful situation. leaning your head against the bathroom door, you hear barry say "now that y/n is gone..." you decide to tune in. after all, your survival could depend on it. you listen carefully.
"gogy," barry continues. "i love you. and i'm thinking it's time for us to start our family."
your eyes widen. this isn't a trick ! it's the beginning of an amazing family ! you open the door a crack more to get a better listening on the conversation.
"i love you too, barry. " says gogy. "and you're in luck, bud." you're now peering past the door jamb . barry turns to face his partner as gogy continues. "because i'm pregnant."
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