Long ago, there was no Chocolate Hills. But there lived a giant who wants to take a shit.
(Noong unang panahon, walang Tsokolateng Burol. Pero may isang higante na gustong tumae)
"Oh man, I need to look for a place to shit. Where should I go?"
(O tao, kailangang ko na talagang maghanap ng lugar na pwedi kong taehan. Saan ako pupunta?)
He looked around but there was no good spot. But there was a vacant lot, so there he squatted.
(Naghanap siya pero walang magandang lugar na puweding taehan. Pero mayroong bakanteng lote. Kaya nag i-squat na sya doon)
"Oooog! GGGGGUUUUHH!" he strained as he pushed the shit out.
(Ooog! Ggguuuh!" puwersadong ungol nito habang nilalabas ang kanyang tae)
Suddenly, while he was shitting, a giant spider chased him! The terrified giant screamed and ran while his shit rained and trailed behind him!
(Habang nagtatae siya, bigla nalang siyang hinabol ng isang higanteng gagamba! Takot na nagsisigawan ang higante at tumakbo habang bumabagsak ang kanyang tae kung saan-saan)
While running the giant tripped on a human skull and broke his own leg. Before he could crawl away, the spider's legs were already all over his body and buried its venomous fangs into his neck and suck the juices out of him while the spider spun its web around his body and thr giant died
(Pinatay ng higanteng gagamba ang higanteng tao)
And after some time, the shit scattered all over the place became Chocolate Hills. The end.
(At ang tae ay naging Tsokolateng Burol. Wakas.)
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