Loosen Up, Black!

Have You Ever Seen Her Jealous?

*This is what happens in a chapter where I have a bunch of hodge-podge ideas and I decide to put on my chief's hat and mix everything, throw it into the oven, and see what the cake looks like. And Y'all get to see the cake, so enjoy.*

I shifted slightly trying to get comfortable again and then I jumped when my hand made contact with bare skin that I knew wasn't mine. I squeezed my eyes shut trying to remember what happened last night but I couldn't remember anything. I slowly started to open my eyes in hopes that whoever is sharing this bed with me will magically bring my memories back. Once, my eyes were open enough for me to see I was met with silvery gray ones staring right back at me.

"Why, good morning, gorgeous" greeted Sirius in his sexy deep morning voice, as he rolled over on top of me, his knees on either side of my blanket-covered legs, his hands on either side of my head, and his lips kissing my cheekbone softly.

"Thank goodness it's you," I giggled/groaned in slight embarrassment as he left soft kisses in a trail from my cheek to my ear, "What happened last night, I can't remember a damn thing?"

"Well, that's understandable seeing as you were drunk as fuck" he whispered in my ear.

"How come I'm not hungover then?" I sighed wiggling my arms out of the blanket so I could wrap them around his neck and play with his hair, "And if I were THAT drunk, you would've been ten times worse."

"Well according to the video, Gingersnap, shoved hangover potion down our throats before sending us to bed" 

"She'd kill you for calling her that," I dragged his lips over to mine as I gave him a sweet enduring kiss that I ended rather quickly when I suddenly processed what he had said, "WHAT VIDEO?"

"Apparently, last night we took a video of our truth or dare game just in case, those who have to complete their dares today wouldn't forget them" 

"Oh," I nodded slowly, "we played truth or dare"

"Yes, doll," I crinkled my nose as he playfully kissed it, "I like you in white, it almost makes you look innocent"

"What are you-? I don't wear white"

"That's a lie, I have video proof" Sirius grinned

"The only white things I own are- shit! What was the dare?" My eyes widened. Sirius started chuckling lowly and he leaned down close to my ear nipping at my earlobe.

"Dorcas dared you to strip and dance but you were too lazy to put your clothes back on after the dare you just snuggled in close to me in your lacey white bra and thong, I was clearly turned on and drunk as a bitch so how I managed not to fuck you in front of all our friends is a mystery" I could feel my face heating up.

"Fuuuuuuuck" I sighed. He laughed at me and I groaned kissing him again but rougher than I had before.

"Alright before you get too carried away, I have two dares I have to keep today and you've got one."

"That's lovely, what are our dares?"

"Well, you must promise not to get violent"

"Stop messing with me" I whined

"Well, before you get too horny, I should probably tell you that one of my dares started last night and it was to deny sex with anyone for 24 hours"

"AND YOU ACCEPTED?!?!?!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!"

"Suffer with me" He grinned. I smacked the back of his head in retaliation.

"What else?" I grumbled.

"We have to pretend we're not in a relationship today, instead, I'm dating Remus for the day and you're dating Dorky."

"Excuse Me, BuT WHAT?!?!?!!!"