At the edge of the world over the rives past the seas and all that descriptive fairy tale shit is a cliff. Now I know what you're thinking it's one of those stories with magical plants that live near by, horses with magical wings that give you an infinite amount of ridiculous useless wishes all because I started a fary tail! Well no it's just a cliff although the one I'll tell you... well you decide.
Eli yes that was my name then, I think , well I realy don't know it could've Jeffry, Michael? Tom, John, that's a nice name, Erik, Alphonse? for all I know I could have been jack. Wait no I sorry I'm getting of track I just get I bit ... Lost ... Thoughts... Clouds... Oceans... Seas... Cliffs. Wait sorry, I think I might not be all there, then again I could be normal it's probably part of the whole teenage raging hormones testosterone not letting me concentrate. Know where was I hm... A yes I remember I'm was going to introduce myself well let's see should we start with top to bottom? or better yet bottom to top? Well let's start with hair ... Black... Straight... Long... Shiny, um eyes? Well clear... Blue and... Lifeless... I'm not short, yet not tall... Not skinny not fat. I say well I'm dark and well maybe boring. No this is not for me, I should not be doing this, introduction are just not for me so let's move this to somebody else I'm tire so let's end it here and say...
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I Blame Madison
HumorEli has never understood why people let themselves fall even when they know it will hurt.It probably has to do with madison... Authors Note- some of the grammar mistakes you see and all the ... are part of how the character talks just so you know
