Mak wakes up to her alarm clock, and as she goes to turn it off she looks at the time. '4pm'
'Well I think I should get on discord and make sure that my server isn't exploding' she thinks to herself.
When she finally logs in she's immediately bombarded by her staff members saying random shit like "would you like to eat a chair" or "I wish I was a book in the early 1800s"
She doesn't know why this happens, frankly no one does but everyone just goes along with it; its like a secret language that only people in the server understand.
Once she sees that everything's fine in the server, she looks at the number of pings and ignores them even though she knows it annoys everyone.
Now that she's done with that, she decides to go to the refrigerator to grab a can of monster.
She opens the refrigerator to grab it, then she sees it. The wonderful plate of cheese. She looks longingly at the plate as if its the only thing she needs in her life. She grabs the plate of cheese and runs back to her room while setting her delicious cheese down.
She sits back down at her desk, and opens youtube, her fingers quickly and smoothly type on the keyboard and then she presses the search button. At last the song plays, its a wonderful melody of the home depot theme song combined with SexyBack.
Once the song starts playing, mak picks up the first slice of cheese and gingerly places the aged milk concoction into her mouth.
She thinks to herself 'wow, this cheese is wonderful! Its like, wonderfully cheesy'
She does the same with the rest of the cheese, and when she's done consuming it, she happily drinks her monster and logs back into discord.
"i just ate a plate of fucking cheese" she says while pinging the poor 479 people who want her pings.
Then as she's getting responses, she gets a ping from staff general. She clicks it and is greeted by a message saying "Mak why are you eating the cheese while its fucking?"
She sighs audibly, and responds with "MY CHEESE MAY HAVE HOLES BUT IT'S DEFINITELY NOT BEING USED FOR THOSE PURPOSES"
While we all know, that's exactly what happened.
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