Denmark had returned to the Nordic five house wearing a lacey thong from Danish's secret. He had just finished Danish porn shopping with Puppy-chan on his right shoulder, but none of the Nordics were home.
"Hmmm how strange." Denmark said with his hand on his chin "where in the name of my sunshine hair could they possibly be?" It was then he saw in a corner of the shadows standing outside in the background. It was the one and only Norway, watching the Nordic sunset.
"Heg, Norway-kun!" Denmark said with a smile. Norway looked at him as he danced beside him and then farted sparkles.
"Denmark," Norway said softly "I see your alone. Where's Sweden?"
Denmark sparkled again as he looked into his Norwegian eyes.
"I don't know," Denmark said in an "eh" way. "I was just looking at some porn when suddenly, a breeze went by and he just flew away."
Denmark looked around the background. "so where' s Finland-chan and Iceland-kun?"
Norway gave him the Norwegian. "eh... I came and everyone gone."
Then, all of the sudden, Norway's ear started to sparkles. His ear was so sparkly, he couldn't help the Norwegian face that came on his face.
"Jej fole seg musserende." He laughed like a little horsey as he stared deeply into Denmark's Danished and Norwegianed.
Denmark Danished at him. "Eh? Norway-kun?"
"Well my sweet Danish pie..." Norway stood in front of him and reached his hand into his beautiful pants, grabbing his you-know-what.
Denmark gasped at the Norwegian. "N-Norway-kun? What are you-"
But Norway ignored him as his hand went lower.
"Stop! That's dirty! Bad Norway!" The Danish argued like the Danish man he is.
"Oh, but Sweden's playing basketball." Norway said all Norwegian-like as he sniffed he sunshine hair while raising his hands in the air in a crab like motion.
Denmark's hair grew 10 times spikier and the next thing you know it, Norway flew up into the air like Santa Claus.
"I said stop!" Denmark sounded like a pissed Danish guy. "So what if Sweden's playing basketball? It's still dirty baka!"
Norway's sparkles went away and stood up, blushing away the Nordic dust off his Norwegian pants.
"I see..." He said in a mellowed voice. "Alright then, how bout we play a game."
Denmark stared at him and his Norwegian face. "What kind of game?"
Norway Norwegian giggled and said "Hide and Seek. You hide and I'll seek. If I can't find you in five minutes, you get to choose the next game, but if I win, I'll get to choose the next game we play."
" Okay!" Denmark said"
"Alright! I'll give you 20 seconds." Norway around and counted down.
Denmark had to hide in a clever place if he wants to play charades. But everywhere he looked, there were no good hiding places. "Oh what a shame." The Danish man with a frown. "I really wanted to play charades next."
But then, he just remembered the perfect hiding place: the attic. He'd forgotten all about the attic, probably because they haven't been there for like a hundred years. Denmark hurried to the attic. Once inside, he closed the door and hid in a box just in case because his really wanted likes charades.
"Tre..... to..... en!" Norway finished counting. "Ready or not, here I come! I will find you, and I will touch your Danish booty with passion!"
Norway looked everywhere in in every Nordic place he could think of because he really wanted to play that game with the Danish birds and Norwegian bees. You know what I'm talking about.
"Denmark-chan, where the Norwegian hell art thou?" Little did Norway knew that his Danish pie was hiding in the attic.
"Just one more minute." Said Denmark, looking at his watch. "Bring on the Charades!"
Denmark sparkled hard. So hard that Norway felt the vibrations of the sparkles from the attic. Norway ran like Santa Claus.
Denmark could hear his norwegian footsteps coming forwards the attic. He checked what time it is, only ten seconds left.
"Come on come on..." The Danish man said as Norway opens the door like a Norwegian.
Just five seconds left. "fem fire tre to......"
Alas, Norway found Denmark on the last second.
"funnet de Denmark-chan!!!" Norway said with Norwegian happiness.
Norway picked up Denmark and his Danish like a Norwegian and flew up to the Nordic five bedroom like Santa Claus. With his magic Santa powers, he threw Denmark on the bed.
"Norway-kun?" said Denmark. "What's this game were playing?"
Norway Norwegian smiled and said "Naked wrestling!"
Norway snapped his fingers and magically made their Nordic clothes disappear.
Denmark looked at Norway's wenis with shock. "Oh shit."
Norway put his wenis and kissed his sunshine hair. At first, Denmark was reluctant, but Norway's Norwegian seduced him.
They were having the time of their lives and they never felt it before. But suddenly, Frenchy slithered in from the window.
"OOOOOOOO" Frenchy felt aroused until Sweden came in wearing a speedo and holding a basketball.
"YATTA!" Sweden shouted, pointing his finger at the two naked Nordics like a Swedish Peonix Wright.
Norway looked at Sweden with indigo. Sweden pulled out Finland and Iceland from his speedo. The three Nordics wearing speeds picked up Norway and threw him out the Nordic window.
"Norway-kun?! " Denmark called out. "Is your Norwegian butt okay?"
Norway gave him a Norwegian "okay".
Denmark turned to Sweden, Finland, and Iceland. "It's not what it looks like! I swear!
Sweden and the other Nordics picked up Denmark and raised him to the rooftops.
" Are you gonna throw me out the window too?"
Sweden leaned a little closer to Denmark. "No, we're gonna teach you how to play basketball." The Nordics carried Denmark out the Nordic bedroom. And Frenchy followed still making the OOOOOO sound.
