HORNY POTION 🥺

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by marshmallowsupass

by marshmallowsupass

SO BASICALLY LAST TIME ON HARPER AND THE PISS HORAS:

luke took sbeve away from harper, and now the gang must go to the sex wizard funny man to be able to teleport to luke and take sbeve back before he gets consumed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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harper: ok buddies lets go!!!! :3
bow: yez!
val: swag

they start walking to the sex tower, where the great wizard alexei stays to give horny potions to peasants.

they arrive.

bow: oh fuck i didnt know the wizard would be this hot um
val: BOWIESHSHJSHHSSHS
alexei: um 😳 hey what are u guyzdoing hereee
harper: oh great sex wizard!!!!!!!!!!! pls we need help!!! we need to teleport to my ex husband because he stole my son!!!!
alexei: ok ok here take this epic horny potion it will help u accomplish ANYTHING
bow: even teleporttatata!?1!1?1?
alexei: yes!!! maybe? probably!!!!!
bow: thats hot thank u wizard man 😟
alexei: is this the part where we have seggs
bow: ya

*bow and wizard seg scene*

val: bow!!!!!!!!!!! r u cheatjng on me 💔💔
bow: what no ily wifey
val: no u dont *cries* goodby e bowie

val leaves

harper: umm bowie r u ok!?
bow: no i am not ok 💔💔💔💔💔
alexei: dont worry ur my slut now 👉👈
bow: honestly das hot

later . . . . . .

val is in the middle of rhe street crying bc of recent events

????: omg are u ok?
val: no 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
????: whats wrong :(
val: nothing sniff
????: um um um um homestuck
val: hey ur cool whats ur name
????: oh im quill :D
val: um. marry me ⁉️💍
quill: omg. YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

meanwhile . . . . . .

harper: well... i guess we have to do this without val
bow: its ok hatpee . we will find them again one day
harper: ok....... well!!!! lets go find my son!!!!
bow: yesz!!!

FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT ON HATPEE AND THE PISS HORAS: DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!