Dear @wattpad,
If you're getting this. This books is now almost a decade old. Let me give you a brief introduction to Notifications, although by 2030 I can almost imagine how much technology will have changed. Perhaps in 2030 I will be able to get a notification in my brain that certain stories have been updated via a chip in my brain. Perhaps that'll just be for instagram and snapchat. I'll keep my expectations low for wattpad. In 2030, I can only expect that when I get a notification from wattpad. IT'S ON BLOODY TIME. None of this thingymabob my thingymcg has been updated ..... 3 Hours Ago. No. I'm a simp..le gal wattpad. When my favourite story gets updated I want to get there faster than Usain Bolt can reach a finish line, Faster than my parents can jump to conclusions and blame me instead of my siblings (if you know this pain, I'm sorry.). I need to get there speedy because I need to read the plot twists, I need to read about murders and characters getting railed ( not the ones that got murdered ) all in the same chapter. I need that spice in my life. I am a teenager in a pandemic, there's no flavour in my life. All i'm saying, My main point, is..Wattpad it's not a NOT-ificiation like (haha bitch you're not getting notified) but more like a NOW-ification.
Anyway fix this ASAP or Allen (anyone who isn't Allen Lau can scroll past ) : Cash me ousside how bout dat.
Thank you,
Me from 10 years ago xx
Also bitch remember when wattpad didn't have ads and was free lol me too the cheek of asking me to pay.
You're lucky i love u sometimes.
YOU ARE READING
THE NOTIFICATION THAT WAS ALWAYS LATE ((AIMED))
ActionMe, a teenager, starting a war with Allen, CEO of Wattpad.🤪✌️✨ @allenlau @wattpad this is just a joke, for legal reasons don't sue me🥰🥰 however if you get this notification, the books been out 10 years and i probably haven't logged on in 4 so hav...
