john egbery was a regular boy with literally nothing interesting about thim. othter than his DEEP ROOTED HATRED FOR BETTY CROCKER. he hated it so much. what the fuck. it was so gross and the idea of ut make him sick.
john sat on his bed. he sighed. it was so borign orond here. all that happened was the occasional metore crash and his dad cooking him FUCKING BETTY CROCKER. UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he farted angrily at the thought of it.
his dad walked into his room. "hey son want some betty crocker" he asked his son.john hissed at him. "GO AWAY DAD IM PALGUIGN MYIENCERAFT!!!" he said, growlig. he got on all fours and started barking at his fathe. mr.egbert left. john did a little victori dancece.
oh fuck its dave strider john thought as dace pestred him.
TG: heye elcoser gues s awht
EB: what the fuck
EB: this is a john x betty crocker fic gow id you get here
TG: what the fuck are you talkgign abotu
TG: anyways!!!!!!!!!!!! wanna uwu go to the uwu betty crocker facory???
EBL: im goign to cry no
TG: siucks
oh fuck that mes hes on his way. john cryd very hard why would dave do this is it because he peed in his appel joobs???? he enjoted it nonetheless UGHH!!! john peed his pants angrygoyl. damnyiti!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dave arrived at johnbh s dorr. he kncokcedc. jhon peed more before arrvivng at the door. dave farted in greeting. they went to the afactotry.
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john egbert x betty crocker enemies to bffs
Randomthis story goes out to marsh my bff!!!! we r irl john egbert and betty crocke r this one isnt spicy dw BAHGSAHGDHGASHG
