It was summer 2012, on a hot, humid Tuesday in the middle of Wyoming.
"Hello? I have a 8 o'clock appointment to ride!" Erin called out. She knocked on the door until her cousin came to the door.
"Oh hey Erin, so not happy to see you right now. You like upset me girlfriend!!! So anyways, changing the awkward subject, we just got a Zebra yesterday and I'm currently dating him... LIKE CHAAAAAAA. SO YOU CANNOT, I REPEAT CANNOT, HAVE HIM! He makes good hamburgers...." Replied Elena sternly.
"FUDGE YOU! IMMA STEAL HIM BOOYYYYYY!" Screamed Erin into Elena's big fat ear.
"Oh yeah! It's on! Come at me!" shouted Elena.
Erin ran at Elena. She punched her in the face and Elena fell onto the floor. She got up and smacked Erin across the face. They got so angry at each other they each got a pitch fork they clean the horses stalls with, put a piece of horse manure on it, and flung it at each other furiously.
"IT ACTUALLY TASTE PRETTY GOOD," Elena noted.
"I KNOW RIGHT!" They set up a table and started to have tea. They dipped the horse manure in their tea. After they were finished, they went back to flinging horse poop at each other! "YUMMY!!!"
"DELICIOUS!" Elena said smacking her lips.
So Elena ran into Zack's stall and kissed him on the snout and screamed, "HE'S MINE SO LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!! NO HORSEBACK RIDING APPOINTMENT FOR YOU, I HATE YOU. I SHOULDN'T HAVE SHARED HIS MANURE WITH YOU... I NEEEVVVVVEEERRR SHOULD'VE...."
Erin stared at Elena blankly.
"FINE! I SHOULD NOT HAVE HAD YOUR MANURE! I HATE YOU EVEN MORE! HAVE HIM! I WILL GO DATE THAT UNICORN FALLING FROM THE SKY RIGHT OVER THERE!!!" shouted Erin.
"FINE GO HAVE FUN, HE PROBABLY SMELLS LIKE RAINBOW POO! IMMA GO MAKE OUT WITH MY HOT SOPHOMORE ZEBRA NOW, HE'S SSOOOOOO CUTE!!!!" yelled Elena.
"IMMA GONNA MAKE OUT WITH MY HOT SEINOR UNICORN BOYFRIEND!" screamed Erin.
And that's how the 2 cousins died, from too much horse love...
