Reborn in the past

I'M A WHAT?!

Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't believe his eyes. Surely they were playing a trick on him. Playing tricks like these are mean.

Blinking a few times to make sure he wasn't seeing things, he found that nothing had changed.

Tsuna couldn't believe that on his chest was extra flesh that most people called either boobs or breasts. Narrowing his eyes slightly at the new addition to his body, he raised a shaky hand and hesitantly poked them.

'...where these real'

Shaking his head, he wondered how he was going to explain this to his to his mom, dad, his tutor, his friends, and everyone else that knew him.

He humorously thought how Gokudera would take this new change; he and Haru would fuss over him like always. Yamamoto and Mukuro would laugh but for different reasons, Hibari would pass it off as nothing, Ryohei would comment how 'extremely' wired the change was, Lambo and I-pin...well he didn't know how those two would react. And maybe Kyoko would-
Kyoko

WHY DID FATE WANT HIS LIFE TO SUCK?!

What did he ever do to fate to deserve this? Nothing; absolutely nothing.

Maybe fate wanted him to be Vongola Decimo?

Naaah

"K-Kyoko-Chan...if I'm a girl now, I can never marry Kyoko-Chan..." Tsuna cried anime tears dramatically.

He heard a knock on the door "Tsu-kun? I heard you yell from downstairs! Are you okay?" The voice of his normally adorably clueless mother came muffled by the door that separated them. Tsuna opened the door. "Mom! I've suddenly turned into a girl!" He-uhh...-she told her mom.

Nana didn't look the slightest bit confused, to Tsuna's surprise and confusion "tsu-kun is a girl now? I always dreamed this day would come! I always thought you were to feminine to be a boy!" Nana squealed, going on and on about how many fun things they could do as a mother and a daughter.

Tsuna shook her head and went to the important life threatening stuff.

"Mom...since you said you've always dreamed of me being a girl" Tsuna paused, finding everything happening strange "you wouldn't happen to have a Namimori middle school uniform would you?" Nana thought for a while and smiled brightly.

"I'll go get it downstairs!" Tsuna's jaw dropped. 'She really did!' She exclaimed in her mind.

A few minutes later, Nana came back with a girls uniform in hand "here you go tsu-Chan" Tsuna noticed the suffix change "now go take a bath and get ready for school! Yamamoto-kun and Gokudera-kun might get here any minute!" She went back downstairs to prepare breakfast for the other people in the house. The boy turned girl brunette just signed and headed for the bathroom.

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Tsuna came outside to be greeted by Yamamoto as cheerful as ever and this girl with silver hair who she didn't know was there too. Her chin length hair reminded her of someone. But it took a few minutes for it to actually click in her head that this person was indeed...

"Gokudera-kun?!" The silverette girl looked up and got down on her knees.

"J-juudaime! I woke up like this! I've failed as your right hand man!" Gokudera said in a whine like tone, while making a dramatic pose. She turned her attention to Yamamoto "you! Baseball freak! You're my only hope! Kill me now!" She weakly reached out to the Shigure Kintoki that was now carried on Yamamoto back.

The raven haired boy laughed lightly and took a step back "no can do, Gokudera!"

"Why the hell not?!" Gokudera screamed loudly, comical tears formed in her eyes.

"Gokudera...I was turned into a girl too, if you hadn't noticed by now..." Tsuna, who was being ignored by her two friends for a second there, joined the conversation "we should go to school before we end up late" she suggested.

Walking towards Namimori middle school, they realized how much time they lost by that little scene over at Tsuna's house. They were going to be late, doomed to be bitten to death by the wolf that sleeps on the roof. They started running towards the school until they were greeted by...

"M-mukuro?" Tsuna stuttered, whenever Mukuro was here, Hibari was sure to be lurking in the shadows. Okay, maybe Tsuna was exaggerating a little bit. Mukuro was alone, it looked like he was doing Hibari's job of disciplining the non punctual herbivores. In Mukuro's mismatched eyes, it was fun, in Hibari's eyes, it was justice, but in Tsuna's eyes, it was cruel, mean and hopelessly wrong.

"Mukuro! Where's the skylark" Gokudera asked rudely.

Mukuro gave a small hum and said "he has a certain 'condition' that disables him to be here" the tall blue haired teen noticed the gender change of the bomber and his boss.

"A certain condition?" Tsuna said, trying to guess what could possibly keep Hibari away from his beloved school.

He was thinking Hibari might have fallen sick until Yamamoto said "ah! Maybe it's that time of the month for Hibari-senpai?haha!"

"HIBARI. IS. NOT. A. DAME. WOMEN!" Gokudera yelled at the raven haired boy. Yamamoto thought for a second or two "oh right! But Gokudera, how do you know about these things?" He asked the silverette. Tsuna was trying not to laugh, Mukuro laughed at Gokudera without giving a shit of what the girl thought.

Before Gokudera could say anything, she was cut off by a faint gunshot. Gokudera and Yamamoto snapped their heads to their bosses direction, preparing to see the one and only embarrassing dying will mode.

But from behind them, indigo smoke erupted. When it cleared, Mukuro was nowhere to be found. Tsuna shrieked.

"Where's Mukuro?!" Just when Yamamoto opened his mouth to comment, a gunshot was heard. He found himself surrounded by blue smoke. When the smoke cleared, Tsuna and Gokudera's jaw dropped.

"Yamamoto/baseball idiot! You're a girl now too!"

Yamamoto blinked "I am?" He asked while looking down his collar. Face slightly flushed and said "woah! I am!" She laughed.

"Since it was a gunshot, the kid must have done this!" It made sense really, Reborn was so the type of person who'd change their genders just to make fun of them afterwards, right? No, wrong.

The trio of girls heard the sound of the bell, signaling that the first period was over. 'I don't know if I should be happy I missed math period or not...' Tsuna thought and sighed. Hibari was going to kill them, bring them back to life while laughing at logic's face and kill them again; a horrible cycle, really.

"Let's get to class before we miss the second period, we'll find Reborn later," Tsuna said. The other two girls agreed and they made there way to their classroom.