I girl and a boy were driving down the street on the boy's motorcycle. The boy was driving. They started going very fast and had this conversation:
Girl: Slow down!
Boy: No, this is so much fun!!!
Girl: No it's not, it is too scary.
Boy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Okay I love you. Slow down!!!
Boy: Now give me a big hug.
Girl *hugs*
Boy: Can you take my helmet of and put it on yourself, it is bugging me.
Girl: Alright *Puts on helmet*, now slow down.
Boy: I love you babe, SO MUCH!!!
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The next day in the paper there was a picture of a busted up motorcycle. There was a boy and a girl in the car. The girl live because she was wearing a helmet, but the boy died. It said if he was wearing a helmet he woud have also lived.
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It turns out that half way down the rode he figured out his break wouldn't work. So he wan't to hear his girlfriend say I love you one more time, for him to get one last hug, and for her to wear the helmet so she would live. Anyone who thinks boys are jerks don't realize the obvious.
