In the depths of hell there lived a wild Beebalo. He and his three headed dog Ruby lived a lonesome life near hell's only Sin Bin.
The Sin Bin, in case you didn't know, is hell's deepest pit of lava, home to some of the ugliest sinners by the names of Twattytoes and Trumpytoes. They are both pricks who nobody likes, they didn't even like each other. They were lonely. A devil named Michelle was the very shitty owner of the Sin Bin, anybody who dared cross her path would be assaulted by luncheon meats. Michelle was the size of a quaver with a horrendous porn addiction that was slowly going away, she was a c u n t. * Who happened to shave her bum on a regular basis. * She could often be seen dry humping her valentine's cards with a dick bigger than my mum's forehead. On her feet you could find Daddy Pig's shrexy Yeezys that she stole form him when he passed away in the SINNNN BINNNN. The one purpose of Michelle's existence was to discover a way to eat ham and Doritos on the same slice of bread.
Beebalo was doing his daily check on the Sin Bin with his dog when he realized Ruby had rabies. Soon after he went back home to have a closer look at Ruby's rabies. He was shocked to find that the rabies had rabies that had rabie babies. In a fit of rage he grabbed he's Gucci sunglasses and yeeted his beloved daemon into the SIN BIN!!!!!!!
Above him Michelle roared in her dragon form as they were nearing the end of no nut November, FINALY she could wank again!
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I Would like to formally appologise to anyone who has actually read this...
YOU ARE READING
THE SINNNN BINNNNNN
SpiritualBased on shit we overheard in the school cafeteria. None of the ppl in this actually exist that we know of accept Michelle, she's a character in Dead to Me who we both hate with a passion. - M and H
