Dark scared then Pop,out came a baby turtle. He was so messed up he had lost 13 teeth 9 toenails and had 2 tongues and a craving for strawberries. It was so ugly looking the doctor turtle went into his shell then pulled out a grenade and ate it,then blew up. The mother turtle said "Since you are the ugliest baby turtle I have ever seen I'll call you Frank cause all ugly things are called Frank that's why the doctors name is Frank that's also the reason your 12 fathers name are Frank." You will be the awesomest turtle ever you shall be known as Frank the turtle.
