pee: n. urine
I can't wait for Y/N to sit on me today. Toilet seat though. They imagined how you would place your gigantic ass cheeks upon their seat.
Hmmmm I need to poop. Y/N thought. You walked to the bathroom, trying not to poop yourself. Toilet seat hears your footsteps "here they come~" You sit on the toilet seat. "mph~!" "what was that noise coming from under my buttox? t'was not a fart, surely..." Y/N looks down, and sees Toilet seat's ahegao face. "oh toilet seat, how I crave your love." you said. "Y-Y/N, I feel the same way..."
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*
Time skip
*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*You and toilet seat now have 947391749273 children. This is what the eldest one looked like as a baby.