Who Invented High School?

39

School has been back in session for a month now. Everyone resumed to their normal lives doing school and sports. Taehyung left his 4th period class a little bit late and practically skipped to lunch. He went over to his lunch table and noticed the extra person there who was sitting next to Yoongi.

Everyone was laughing so hard at the table and Taehyung smiled, being happy to see his friends happy. "What's so funny?"

"Oh God...!" Jin wheezed and everyone erupted in another pit of laughter. "I-I'm sorry...God Tae you should've came earlier you would've laughed so hard."

"They're laughing at this dumbass joke I told that wasn't even suppose to be funny but it was to them," Kibum told Taehyung and he nodded. "Ohhh~"

"It was pretty funny," Solbi said. "Tell Tae the joke...!"

"It's a lame joke," Kibum rolled his eyes a bit. "But anyway...what do you call a useless piece of skin on a penis?"

Taehyung shrugged.

"A man."

Taehyung burst into laughter.

"Right?! It was hilarious!" Solbi laughed out loud, with Jin trying to catch his breath and Yoongi practically crying from laughing so hard.

"I think Jin would laugh at this knock knock joke," Kibum smirked a little. "Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"I eat mop."

"I eat mop who...?"

"You eat your poo?! Ewww~"

Jin sat there for a bit before gasping and then busting out laughing. The rest of them laughing as well until Skye showed up to the table.

"Hey Skye!" Solbi waved at him.

"What's up," Skye smiled a little, wrapping his arm around Taehyung who flopped on top of him while laughing. "And why is Tae laughing so hard?"

"From a joke I made," Kibum replied with a chuckle. "His laugh is so contagious."

"Yeah," Yoongi wiped his tears from laughing-crying. "Tae's laugh makes shit a whole lot more funnier."

"Oh it does," Solbi joined in.

Taehyung stopped laughing and stuck his tongue out. "Anyway...I have announcements."

"What is it?" Jin asked after his laughing.

"Skye's meeting my parents tonight~" Taehyung told in a singing tone of voice and Skye sighed. "Oh God please don't remind me..."

"Good luck Skye, Tae's parents are no joke," Yoongi lied making Skye more nervous then ever.

"Yoongi! Don't lie to him!" Taehyung pouted. "You have nothing to worry about...just be yourself. Except please don't be inappropriate."

"Yeah Tae's parents are amazing, especially his mom? An iconic women I tell you," Jin told and Solbi gasped. "Yesss! Tae's mom is hilarious."

"But we all know that y'all are saying that because you both have daddy issues," Yoongi smirked a little causing Jin and Solbi to scoff. "Wow...you did not lie," Jin rolled his eyes.

Meanwhile, Jungkook and his friends were sitting at their lunch table. Chaeah noticed Jungkook dozing off and questioned him. "Hey Kook...you okay?"

"Oh yeah! I'm fine...just looking," Jungkook blushed a little.

"Looking at whom...?" Minji leaned closer to him and his blushed deepened. "Just...someone."

"Is it Jackson?" Yoonji asked with a smirk.