Pov : you go to tescos looking for some jaffa cakes and beef , when all of a sudden you spot makka buying a Tesco meal deal *he looked very thicccc that day* you walk up to him
(He smells like an Autumn leaf falling from its tree as graceful as ketchup coming out of the bottle) .
He looks down at you and says "come with me young one " as he gives you a granny Smith Apple . You feel a tingly sensation inside , kinda like when you shake a bottle of hellmanns mayonnaise. He grabs the jaffa cakes and beef out if you hand , he told you he is going to pay for them .
He takes you back to his cave and he gives you a tour of his house , he turns to you and asks "would you like to collect some rock's with me today?" , you obviously say yes . So you spend the rest of the day collecting rocks and eating jaffa cakes with the one and only makka pakka
The end
