The Zoldyck family decided to go out shopping together even if they were assassins to maybe try and seem like a normal family. Everyone but Illumi was there. At first they just assumed he was still out with that Hisoka guy doing whatever, but they soon found out what he was really doing...
"Silva, I need to stop by lulu lemon real quick to get new leggings. Is that alright?"
"It's alright Kikyo," Silva answered, "come on everyone, your mother has to make a stop here."
They walked inside and were greeted.
"Hello. Welcome to Lulu Lemon." a plain sounding voice said. Killua gasped and the rest of the family looked up to see why. What they saw was horrifying (to them, at least). There stood Illumi behind the cash register wearing the SKINNIEST leggings any one has ever seen, nails done, a whole face of basic white girl looking makeup, scrunchies on his wrists, waist on thinna, and a Lulu Lemon hat. His mother has never been more horrified that she fainted.
"MAMA (just killed a mAnNnN)!!!!" Milluki screamed as he waddled over to his mother. Killua and Alluka stayed put while trying not to laugh as Kalluto just stood there emotionless.
"Ah naw we gotta go?" Killua started.
"Atta here, atta here." Alluka finished as her and Killua ran away. Kalluto quietly said "Why are you running..?" then louder, "WHY. ARE YOU. RUNNING?" as he chased after the two.
Silva then asked,"How you doing today, Illumi?" There was a pause."But, you did this... for what?" Illumi then replied quickly, "Why not?"
"w h y though?" Silva asked, getting frustrated.
"Why not?" Illumi replied again, expressionless.
Hisoka then came out of nowhere and looked at Silva and then Illumi.
"Heyyy!~ Heyyy... how y'all doin'?☆" There was a silence.
"Oh my, Babs isn't this your father?♡︎" he asked pointing to Silva. Silva then interrupted saying, "I hate to say it I hope I don't sound ridiculous I don't know who this man is- I mean he could be walking down the street I wouldn't... I wouldn't know a thing."
"Just what do you want from here? Get it and go, I don't wanna see your faces here anymore." Illumi said emotionless as always.
"Well your mother wanted new leggings, but now I think we should leave." his father said as he got up and carried Kikyo to the exit.
"WAIT! Before you go..." Silva turned back to look at Illumi.
"Áęh😛!"
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Illumi works at Lulu Lemon
FanfictionIl(lu)mi works at Lulu Lemon because he has lu in his name and every bad bish shops there.
