(Not done)
Squished together in the Gryffindor common room, Ginny and Harry giggle and talk in rapid whispers. This has been going on for weeks since they broke up - amicably. Hermione isn't one to invade people's privacy but it was getting a bit much. Everytime she'd asked what they talk about, the pair only blush and giggle to themselves. Finally, giving in to her curiosity, the intelligent gryffindor casts a listening spell, making the pair's whispered conversation audible only to her.
"Oh but Gin it was sooo good! I'll have to find a way for you to sneak into the prefects bathroom with someone - Dean maybe. You've always like him,"
Frowing, Hermione begins writing down the conversation to review later.
"Although Michael Corner does have a bigger cock than Dean,"
Spilling ink over her page, Hermione snaps her head up to look around, forgetting momentarily that only she can hear the conversation.
"True but just because he's bigger, doesn't mean he's any better at sex, right?"
Magically, cleaning the ink from her page, Hermione sits back to listen, no longer transcribing the conversation.
"Yeah, you're right. Who's the best person you've fucked then?"
Hermione had been under the impression that Harry had not had sex ever and is very much confused.
"Cedric Diggory, of course. This is why you have to take one of your boyfriends to the prefects bathroom, its amazing."
Stifling a gasp, Hermione pretends to be reading a huge book to hide her blushing face in its pages.
"I heard a rumour that Cedric took your virginity... so? Is it true?"
"...yes... but it was while he was dating Cho so don't go spreading it around, Gin"
Hermione feels disappointed in Harry but shed already assumed that there was infidelity involved when she'd heard Cedric was the best sex Harry had.
"Oh my gosh, Harry! I can't believe you, you.... homewrecker!!"
Despite Ginny's words, she sound positively ecstatic about this information - about the secret scandal.
"Oh, I know Gin. But I just couldn't help myself, you saw him. I mean, are you telling me, you never fingered yourself to the fantasy of Cedric Diggory?!"
Hermione thinks she must look like a tomato now with the blushing and she absolutely knows she should end the eavesdropping charm and go on with her evening of studying, but she can't help but want to know more.
"Well... I didn't say that. I'm sure every person attracted to men (and even some who arent) got off to Cedric."
To hear Ginny conceed that she had masturbated to Cedric, steals Hermione's breath. Why are they talking about this?!
"Except Hermione maybe. She doesn't seem the type to get off to anyone really. Not that I want to think about her getting off, she's like a sister to me. Shes too good for anyone, so who's she meant to get off to? Poor girl,"
Smiling at being called Harry's sister, she also tries to push her guilt away. She shouldn't be listening to this. She's not going to disclose to them that she is actually rather fond of red heads when she gets in that mood.
"True, I'd try to get off with Hermione if I thought she'd say yes, though. She's gorgeous and smart. Whats not to like?"
Shifting to peak over her book at the pair of gossips, Hermione catches Ginny checking her out from across the room. The bushy haired girl, immediately hides back behind her book with an almost inaudible squeak.
"Ron might be a little upset with you for feeling that way, after all, he basically called dibs on her right away,"
Frowning at the thought that Ron might have any influence over her sexual partners, Hermione shifts to the side to see Ginny nodding with a pout at Harry's claim.
"Yeah, so I can't have her. I wonder if she's a virgin. I'd love to show her how good I can make her feel."
Biting her lip, Hermione shifts in her seat at the image of Ginny worshipping her body.
"Absolutely! You'd be much better than Ron, he doesn't even know where the clit is!"
"What?! He doesnt know??.... wait... how do you know that he doesn't know?"
Hermione wanted to know the same.
"Erm well... you know how Luna always invites me to 'feed the thestrals' with her -obviously a euphemism for me eating her out when shes in a dry spell - ... well she once invited me and Ron together. Of course afterwards, once Ron had finished in about 30 seconds and left, she told me that he didn't touch her clit once! So, of course, I was left with the task of finishing her off - and I don't even like vaginas! Not that I mind making Luna happy of course but still!"
Hermione had always thought it odd when Luna would smirk when asking Harry to come feed the thestrals with her.
"Damn, do you think i could get Luna to take me to 'feed the thestrals'? Im sure my current boyfriends wouldn't mind playing with Luna too."
"Of course! Luna is like us, promise,"
"What? A slut, like us?"
They both giggle at this point, dragging some eyes in the room to them, but now Hermione's. Shes busy remaking her mental plan for her life, since obviously, Ron is out as a romantic partner.
"So, tell me how it was, losing your virginity to Cedric Diggory?"
Quirking her lips at the breathy way Ginny said the deceased Hufflepuff's name, Hermione decides that from now on shes definitely going to have to listen in on their conversations more. Clearly, this is information she needs. How could she have wanted to be with Ron if he could never pleasure her?! Absolutely not! She deserves better.
"Well, I went into the prefects bathroom with him and our eggs from the first task. He started filling the bath and told me 'get undressed, harry, wouldn't want to make you go back soaking wet' in such a smoith deep voice. I really never expected that of him. AND! He smirked and winked at me! Honestly, how was I supposed to resist him?!"
Hermione frowns, she wouldnt have expected that of cedric either, especially with Cho Chang being his girlfriend. Its too bad youre not supposed to speak ill of the dead because that dratted hufflepuff cheated on his girlfriend AND took advantage of a teenage boy to take his virginity.
"Damn, he really came onto you then! Okay, what happened next??!!"
"Well, I was much more insecure then, so I only stripped to my under wear. Cedric stripped all the way of course, so he mustve known what he was doing. You dont just strip naked to take a bath with a teenage boy accidentally, you know. I got in the tub - more like a pool honestly Gin - , I blushing of course because the Cedric Diggory just got his dick out!"
Huffing angrily at herself for not noticing that Diggory was going to coerce her best friend into sex, Hermione tries to focus on how happy Harry is about what happened, not how manipulative that Hufflepuff was.
