♡︎My problem now♡︎ (Crankiplier)

Part 8

"How can I start" Ethan said as he bounced rapidly around the room,
"Well, you just have to do good deeds and soon enough you will be called to be crowned with a halo" I said back to him as I try to calm his bouncing
"And where can I do good deeds" he says looking at me
"You remember the alter tablet you have in your room?"
"Yesss?"
"You can grant people who are alive wishes, but only people who deserve it and if they are good wishes or you could be nice to people in heaven, which will be hard as people seem to be afraid of you" me and Ethan chuckle but God seemed confused
"Afraid? Of Ethan?" God scoffed as they looked at Ethan who was now sitting on his seat rocking back and forth.
"They have nothing to fear, they will soon get used to it" God laughed.

"You and Ethan should go out and shop today, just to get him out there you know" God whispered to me and Ethan was busy getting distracted by the carvings in the chair
"Will do" I answer as we both watch him outline the curved with his fingers
"He will go far you know" they whispered looking back at me
"Mmm" I mumble as I stare at Ethan, why does he have to be so cute?
"Something wrong?" They said to me, I shook my head and began to get up
"We should get going then?" I say yo Ethan and he nods and gets out the chair.

"BYE GOD!" Ethan screamed as the big office doors closed behind us, the receptionist was still sat at her desk with several other angels around her, she had a wet paper towel on her and the others seemed to be waving at her frantically as if she had gone through a big fight. The woman drowsily looked to her right to see Ethan once more and suddenly became wide eyed and scared, the others darted to look and copied the horrified look and hid behind the desk.

"Helllooooo!" Ethan said walking toward them all
"Are we playing hide and seek? I love that gameeee" he peeked his head over the desk and playfully tapped them all on the head
"Found you, your not very good at this guys" Ethan giggled and walked back to me and we linked arms
"Until next time" we both say and wave as we leave the receptionists to walk to my house.

On our way Ethan had stopped walking and was attempting to read a sign
"Halo angels- protector angels... protector angels are angels that will make sure heaven is in orde... orid...?" He tried to say a word, walking over I see what word he is trying to say
"Order" I correct him smiling. We sit down and he continues to read
"Winged angels- angels that keep watch... also known as the watchers they must check that no one is being unholy, sometimes mixed up with Halos ( Halos make sure everyone is feeling okay, and make laws that are needed )" he stops and looks at me for approval that he had done it right.
"Go on" I smile at him reassuringly
"Clawed angels- angels that have spiked finger tips instead of finger nails, not in a creepy way though, these are the angels that send the bad angels to be judged again/ go to hell." I smiled at him again, he was doing well
"And last but not least, eyed angels- angels with brighter eyes than usual ( brighter blue/green/brown etc ) these angels are the citizens of heaven, know your place and welcome" Ethan laughed his gorgeous laugh.

"And soon you will be in there, a brave, kind-hearted devil-angel" I smile at him and help him up.
"Yes I will..." he stops to think and then starts to laugh as we walk
"What's so funny?" I giggle at his weird outburst
"Isn't it funny that they said 'last but not least' for the citizens" he says, as I think about it I laugh louder even though I shouldn't,
"That is pretty funny" I blurt out, we both start to rush home before someone sees us.

When we get in I slam the door shut and we fall to the floor and laugh uncontrollably for half an hour.