Houth of Whore-orth

THE MORNING AFTER😍

"Wakey Wakey! Brian and Ronnie's booties go shakey shakey!" Steve cheerfully sings as he jumps onto you, waking you from your deep slumber. You scream and push him off of you. He hisses and retreats back to the hole in the wall. You gaze up in surprise to see a beautiful sight. Brian and Ronnie... they're shaking... their... plump.... juicy.... booties. You make some questionable noises and cover your mouth in joy. They turn around to face you, they're hair flowing majestically. Their beautiful faces light up with beaming smiles as they look into each other's eyes. You can feel the romance in the air as they lean in. Their perfect pink lips smashing against each others. You watch in amazement as they continue to make out passionately. Somebody interrupts them and they pull away.
"Mark! We told you not to disturb us when we are about to make love!" Ronnie exclaims as Brian offers him a loving smile.
"But I brought breakfast for the prostitute that Steve and Donnie dehumanized last night" Mark says as he sticks out his bottom lip and frowns.
You start to weep, recalling the terrifying night before.
"Oh don't cry, slut. At least I made you breakfast" Mark smiles sympathetically.
Your eyes wander to Brian and Ronnie, who are savagely ripping at each other's clothes as they stumble out the door. Mark places the breakfast platter in front of you. You stare down at the pitiful meal, that should not even be referred to as a meal. Mark smiles innocently as you feel the sudden urge to vomit.
You glance over to the right to see a hunk of a man, whose naked body is glistening with sweat. All he wears is a lonely bandana around his head. He lets out a low growl and you jump back in shock. A voice comes from the hole in the wall where two beady blue eyes glow in the dim light.
"Donnie" it whispers. "I'm ready. Take me now". Donnie leaps out of the bed and crawls like a lizard onto the darkness of the abyss. You stare longingly after him, knowing you want more than what he gave you.
There is movement on the bed next to you.
"Let's snuggle!" A soft voice sighs from beside you, as Jimmy snuggle bear wraps his arms around you, embracing you in a tight, warm hug.
You hear...strange noises....coming from all around you. You wonder why you're there if they're just gonna enjoy the presence of each other.
"Move over, whore" Mark demands.
He cuddles up next to Jimmy and kisses his cheek. You start to feel uncomfortable and uneasy, as the small, delicate kiss that Mark placed on Jimmy, progresses. The... strange noises... around you grow louder and more audible by the second. You lay there, helpless as more and more clothes pile on the ground. You want to leave but you cannot bring yourself to get up.
Eventually, you muster the strength to get to your feet and jump out the window, plummeting 30 feet to your tragic death on the back patio. As your spirit lifts to the heavens, you hear laughter and you look down to see all of them naked, dancing around your mangled, bloody, lifeless body😍👍
And everyone lived (and died) happily ever after.
THE END