« Johnny of the day?? « daily snaps of you doing random shit proving why you're not the God's favourite and me laughing at your stupidity
okay?? »
plus I'm busy today 😭 »
« you can still send something « don't let our streaks die :(
awww » wait WE'RE AT 168 »
« 😏😏😏
and i thought you're saying that because I'm special 😔 »
« Feel special by Twice bop « anygay kindly STFU you, my sister and friends from my dance group are the only ones i send everything to « you want black screens with gn / gm instead ???
nonono »
« then don't complain « actually you're my only bff there
uwu :((( »
« SO SEND ME MY DAILY DOSE OF JOTD
damn desperate are we » I'm ugly atm »
« that's a lie and you know it
i know I'm hot just not today 😌 » but I'm glad you noticed »
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what in the world is that and why does it look like my history teacher »
« it doesn't even matter whether you're ugly or beautiful « now or anytime « because at the end of the day
it's evening »
« i— « can't argue with that « HOW ARE YOU SO FAST
HEHEHEH CATCH THESE FAST FINGERS🏃🏻♂️ »
« SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS
want photo documentation of it as well? »
« .... « i can't say anything without you making it sexual can i
you started this 🤐 »
« 🙄 anyway what I meant to say is « WE'RE ALL UNIQUE AND AT THE END OF THE DAY OUR PERSONALITY MATTERS THE MOST BUT OKAY JOHN CENA « WHAT THE FUCK
« JOHNNY*
HAHAHAHAHHASJJSJSJSJ »
« the hell what is this autocorrect i swear i didn't mean to type that 😭😭😭
Are you sure about that »
« ARGHH universe hates me today « first i spilled milk all over the floor in the morning « then i hit my elbow against a handle right after i cleaned that milk up
ow did it hit the spot »
« it did 😭😭😭😭 « therefore no more drama i'm leaving
again? :( » no more drama my ass, you are the dramatic one here » TEEENNNNN » stupid kid » I'll send you jotd 🙄 »
« yay! 🙈
you live up to your name i swear » like literally »
« what does it mean >:(
that you're ten »
« i am « and you're Johnson « I MEANT JOHNNY « DAMNIT I'M TURNING THIS THING OFF NOW
or just call me by your name :) »
« BYEEEE 🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️🤸🏻♀️
~~~ this fic is officially one unfunny mess, i swear I'm going to try to get this somewhere 😭
