obamaland fortnite park sponsored by california 277

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"my fellow americans, as you hav e heard lord obama is dead lmao. but thats not it this kid named 'naruto gamer17' killed half of my army because i am fucking stupid. alright lik and subscibe for more speeches like this now enjoy rttjhe grand opernering of the fortnite park only in obama land (sponsored by california)" obama sais as he doesn't drone strike a wedding in yemen while naruto gamer17's plain crashes into the middle of the park. 

"my fellow americans, a fucking plane just crashed in my newly buildt fortnite park only in obama land... and oh my god naruto gamer17 is in that plain" obama sais while going to the crash site while eating 277,844,704 alvacados from new mexico. "oh no I have teririst sabatoged gamer moment this plain please don't hurt me mr obama" naruto gamer17 sais while fake surrending and getting 45665-4956j6h-54 kunai blades from ape ses legions. "do not worry young naruto i'm not gonna kill yu yet because of the plot." obama sais. "aok so now i have survived a plane crash where 277 peopple have gone into perm sleep. wha t to do now?" naruto gamer17 sais while questioning what is 277 and why is it soo important. "mr obama what is 277?" young naruto asks. "my fellow american that is a fucking number there is totally nothing important with it" obama sais. "what in the goddamn is going on over here?" BubbleGumPizza suddenly walks into the scene of the crashed plane. 

"Woah I... I thought you were dead" naruto gamer17 sais. "My death was greatly exxagurated... So youre the punk ive heard about?" BubbleGum sais while fart sound effect #277 gets controller playered on the xbox 360 kinect mic. "HUH!" naruto gamer17 sais in fear of fart noise. "Hey chill out I'm just messing around... and besides aren't you naruto gamer17?" bluegumpizza sayers. "haha yes i am narugo gamer17 alah aprove 10,000% the legnend himselfer plural form" naruto replyers with. "I have heard legendary word about you young naruto... Care to do a duel?" Bubblegum sais. "yas I would lik to duel you bluegumpizza the legendary electrician" naurto gamer17 sais while they both duel and it ends in a sudden draw. "my 2 fellow americans, hold your non existant iranian horses. Why don't you 2 hav sum lunch at mcbruhs instead of shitassing my park" obama sais. 


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