in this story your the daughter of velvet and an unknown clown demon which makes you half doll half clown basically...one fabulous day velvet decides to drag you to loo loo land after having a lack of money to go to the all famous luu luu world. Lit...
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blitzo?
"oh hey blitz..?"
he glanced around before putting on a shocked look "oh is this not the door?" I shook my head no "your house is just so damn big I thought...heh...yeahhh" he ran off before I heard a knock on the door. I looked through the peep hole just in case and opened it for blitzo. blitzo sprinted to the kitchen and aimed his gun at fizz "aaand I got ya biitch" I whacked blitzo in the back of his head "blitz!! you are not destroying my house and neither are you shooting robo fizz!" his mouth gapped in a shocked look before he shook his head repeatedly "oh nonono your not s-serious? are you? this thing is a literal pedophile who probably gets off to children!" he said gesturing towards robo fizz and just shrugged with a confused look.
"SEE THAT! no defense for himself because he KNOWS it's true now watch this" blitzo pressed a button on his arm that started to make him lightly buzz abit.
"uhm..what?"
"he's a sex toy!"
(for you guys who don't know this is canon because in helluva boss episode 2 when the white haired guy was rolling the cart there's a poster of robo fizz offering sexual services with bdsm and "light vibartions" or something like that 😭)
"ah, so that's the self activation button!" blitzo face palmed pressing his gun on fizzes head who seemed un-concerned
"AY! blitz what did I just tell youuu!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?" we all snapped our head to the entrance of the kitchen where mom and vox stood. vox was clearly the one who yelled. mom gasped and covered her mouth with her hands "she's not getting fucked in BOTH her holes is she...vox??" vox had ran away from the situation. "I mean like I'd galdy fuck her for free" blitz chuckled sticking his tounge out. fizz growled before wrapping his arm in a snaked way around blitz waist and throwing him out the roof causing a hole to form.
"...."
"...."
"...."
"VOX YOUR PAYING FOR THIS"
vox/y/n: "UGGGGHHH!!!"
[ TIME SKIP ➡️ ]
mom had sent me and fizz to stolas house while the wall was getting fixed. honestly I'm gald she most likely didn't remember fizz but whateves. "ooh via look your friends are here!" stolas said as he opened the door. octavia poked her head outside before screaming. "oh-ho-ho... don't mind her come in! especially you fizzaroli my daughter is and big fan!"
"NO IM NOT"
[ BONUS NOTES 🐻 ]
" @AlisonUwU4 like you down to fuck because nobody texted me so like umm 👉👈😳 "
- ROBO FIZZ
( sorry for the short chapter I might do I double upload today but I finished this chapter yesterday and wasn't so sure about this one compared to the other chapters but yahh gemme opinions on this chapter tank you 😭💜)
