The Most Cliche Trolls Truth Or Dare

Hellooo, everybody!! Welcome to The Most Cliche Trolls Truth Or Dare book!! Here is the description, in case you didn't read it:

Come one, come all (please. I really want people to read this), to Azzy Zzy's cliche... TROLLS BOOK!

Alright, to the point. I'm sick of seeing Trolls Truth Or Dare books with the same old dares, like "Tell the village why you love Poppy," or in the case where they aren't together yet, "Do you like Poppy?" Seriously. So cliche. I don't get why people reuse them. Do something hilarious and creative, like in The Beat Goes On. So yeah, guess what you're going to see in this book by a very creative writer who hates cliches? EVEYTHING YOU GUYS HAVE ALREADY WRITTEN!! Hah, bet you didn't see that one coming...I mean, you did see the title, so, umm....

AAAnyway, welcome to The Most Cliche Trolls Truth Or Dare book!! (But everything in it is appropriate.)

Alright, you read it? Good. I'm also making a series that is the exact opposite of this. Instead of this happening:

Branch: *Gets dare to break up with Poppy* *Breaks up with Poppy*

Poppy: "Whyyyyy!?!?!?" *Cries*

This will happen:

Branch: *Gets dare to break up with Poppy* *Breaks up with Poppy*

Poppy: "..."
"..."
"You wouldn't break up with me. I know you. And we are in the middle of a truth or dare game. So I'm going to assume this is a dare?"

Think it's funny or not, I'm writing it BECAUSE IT'S CREATIVE AND POINTS OUT THAT THAT WAS SO FREAKING OBVIOUSLY A DARE.

Anyway, no offence to you writers, I'm just writing my thoughts in story form. But you're still good writers. I'm just a person who acts like a know-it-all.

Again, anyway, from now on, whenever I am talking to you I will write like this-bold and underlined. Whenever I am writing the book, I will write anything but this. So if I ask for requests, you can comment some, but just know that me asking for requests is actually just me being cliche. I will however look at them, and give you credit if I use one of your ideas. For the rest of the ideas and people I give credit to, I am going to make up a name. And be sure to pay attention to how much I reuse that fake profile. 'Cause again, this whole book is cliche (except for this and any chapters like this, the name, grammar, the whole idea of it, and the cover (I changed the cover later to be somewhat cliche, the original one is at the top of this page)). No offence, though, it's not your fault you keep getting good (*cough* But cliche *cough*) ideas from the same people.

IMPORTNANT NOTE: HOW I ACT IN THIS BOOK IS CLICHE, AND VERY DIFFERENT FROM REAL ME. I DO NOT SQUEAL AT BROPPY. I DO NOT FORCE PEOPLE TO DO DARES IN A MEAN WAY, EITHER. I'D PROBABLY MAKE A DEAL WITH THEM TO GET THEM TO PARTICIPATE. THERE IS A LOT MORE THAT DOES NOT REFLECT ME, TOO.

And one (or apparently three-future me) final thing-an apology. I don't mean to be rude, but I know I am. This is just my style of writing. Know that while you guys have cliche ideas, most of them are only cliche in the Wattpad Trolls community, not the whole world. Taking the world into account, you guys are mostly creative. And very good writers. But speaking of the whole world, I will also be using cliche ideas from everything, not just you guys. For example, when franchises make a third movie, they usually add things at the end or beginning about the main couple having kids. Yay. But that's CLICHE. I'll definitely do that in my The Most Cliche Trolls Story. Another example of that is Trolls World Tour and Frozen 2 (SPOILERS):

Frozen 2: *Starts with song about how everything is alright, then second part of the song is about how the main character's boyfriend is going to propose*

Trolls World Tour: *Starts with song about how everything is alright, then second part of the song is about how the main character's best friend is going to tell her he loves her (WHOCH HE ALREADY DID IN THE FIRST ONE IT WAS REALY DID YOUSEE POPPY'S FACE THAT WAS REAL)*

Yeah, so there. I'll also be combing your ideas to make cliche stuff.

I hope that I only use this style of writing in the first and last chapter of this book. The rest will be cliche. EXCEPT for the fact that it will also be appropriate. I am not going to write anything inappropriate in ANY of my books. Please respect that. If you don't, I don't care. But I know you people are nice. Thank you. Now how do you write cliche with that thing on top?

Bye!!!