My perfect angel that is shronk Christmas Special

Chrislismas time yeahh boi i i mlg moment truly

( note, the story is in sonics prespective)

I sighed.... chriastmaers is almos here yet shronk has spent all our money on something and wont tell me what :(. our baybay is coming any time now.. I wish he would just bea responsible father, I said with a groan of sadness. Suddenly I jolted up as a large bang at the door echowed thru the apartment bedruum. hee-hee  hee-hee- hee-hee-hello? I said with emo-tiun, sownding almos like mikal jazson.

" opin up, is the russia mafa comin to get u betch"

i was startled, why is u here for me? what i do to u tf ur porblem? I ws filled with rage and anger burning frum pits of hell, this is waht shronk has been doing with hour money. spending on crusty crab.....unbeveable. I gus ill just be the man round here onl man onl man alive this hos until shro shronk get his ssssssssssssssssssssssssssshet 2gether. sudnly the mafaia bursted through door, leaving handle to fly cross room and smash in2 gingbred hos, WAY PAST COOL. HOW DARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE U BETCHES RUIN MY BAYBAYS FIRST CHRISTALIMSMAS!!!!??????????????????????????!!?!?!!?!!? U BETTAR RUUUN. the mafa mans ran out door seeing angry soon 2 be mom sonic hedgehoggle and him prwgnant belly. not lung after shronk enter hos. sonic~~ my beutifall wif, were u be my sexy porkhog~~~~~. BASTURD!!! I yell throw my mocha frappacino at his big green face. he luk with me at great shock, baybee gorl was rung? he ask with greart sadness inside him heurt. " u spend muni on mafa.. brek my littol heart :((." shronk gaspded " nu baybee..................... I hav surpirise, cheemsburger specific gift jus 4 u babe. HUHHHH? I luk at him SHOCK thruouh my eyes. " well,,," he pawsed " i wan spice up our bedrum life." BY CALLEN squid MANS TO COME HARAS ME AND BAYBAY???????????????? "nein" he spoke sofly as I gave him a confused look " they were bringin in our new sex dungeon" a-a-are what? " I even got u kat ears... my nekoneko little boy" i blush prefusly s-sh-shronk~ I..got you somethin 2.... "what? what u gt me baybee?" a..maid dress... jus 4 u. shronk gasped! " le gasp, I.. i.... its butiful!" nut, let me go put this on" he sai as he prnace away to the bathroom to change into his new favourite article of clothes. as i watched him prance away, I placed the kkat ears upon my prickly bleu spines. they glistened with satisfaction as I admired myself in a convienenlty placed mirror, saying three words and three words only, WAY PAST COOL. just as i behun turning i saw him, my perfect angel that is shronk... beautiful, stunieng, secsee man. we eloped into on anothrs arms locking toughnes, swirling them so hard that they began bleeding. the tasteful blud dripted down as we blushered at eachothare. shronk leaned in and whisper to my ear " WAY PAST COOL" i becam lustfall hearing these words.. quickly pulling out my favourite snak...chille chese dog. i mucnh on the dog my shiniey blue spines becoming messy with chillah and chese. " i luv wen u eat dtha whay!" said shronk romantically before walking to the bedroom. as we began our task of making a second child i began to give birth to our currentest~  WAY PAST COOL" I shouted as shronk quickly threw himself off of me " sanc my bufuil hoghege.. whats wrung?" i give birth now! i shouted " oh fucken hell hell hell hospital is time now? hospital is time???" shrek replied. yess hospal hospal time go hospal now we do yes hahahha. " get in car we rive" so we got in car and drove to the hospal and there i gave birth to our son, we named him WAY PAST COOL.  and as snow fell it came christlermas, and our christmas was perfect js as m angel shrok. 

our debt was not payed off though and i knew theyd be bak...somedey...

*jon walks in*