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-ˏˋ♥̩͙♥̩̩̥͙♥̩̥̩ ⑅ ⑅ ♥̩̥̩♥̩̩̥͙♥̩͙ˊˎ-
006: in where you all celebrate christmas with each other.
"ITS JESUS'S BIRTHDAY BITCHES!!!" (y/n) yelled at the screen, throwing a bunch of confetti in the air. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!" hyunjin yelled. "oi oi was that a dynasty reference?" you got closer to the camera, wiggling your eyebrows. "why yes my good sir. it was. all hail miss fallon carrington. what a bad bitch." hyunjin smiled and pointed his finger up. chan intercepted, "okay okay so — did all our presents get delivered alright?"
you smiled, muttering a one sec under your breath. akari popped in while you were getting the presents, "hey guise!! i'm akari, (y/n)'s roomie!! sorry my korean isn't that good el oh el. i do speak a lil english tho!!" felix widely smiled, "OH HI AKARI! CHANGBIN TALKED ABOUT YOU. I THINK HE'S-" "LALALALALALALALALALALA" changbin yelled. trying to get felix to drop it.
(y/n) rushed into view, her hands full of presents. "guys i got it!!! i shook all of them so i hope you guys didn't give me anything fragile... oops." changbin face palmed, "you dumbass." you smiled brightly and put a peace sign up, "that's me bestie!!" you continued to place the gifts down, then you decided to give them another present. "body ody ody bitch." you started shaking ass, akari joining in. the members started joining, except for jeongin, minho, and seungmin. they simply sat there in disgust and confusion.
you finally got tired and sat back down, your breath running out. "oh right. hi i'm (y/n), the aussie best bitch." you brought finger guns up to the screen, making sound effects. the members that you hadn't met had waved awkwardly to you, "hello (y/n). seungmin said, giving you a bright smile, attempting to give the same energy.
"hello seungmin!!" you gave him a smile right back. chan clapped his hands, eager to open the presents. "ok enough with introductions. lets open the damn things." you laughed in excitement, clapping your hands like a seal. "hehehehehe i'm gonna open lix's first." you eagerly opened the wrapped box. "oooh priority mail. i'm important." you moved your eyebrows up and down. "akari, babe can you give me a scissor." you moved your head up to the screen, giving everyone a wink.
chan and hyunjin burst out laughing, smacking their hand on their lap. "PLEASEE HAVE MERCY" you chuckled, "heheheheheh take that bitch." akari came back with scissors unable to say anything in korean so instead she asked in japanese, "what are you laughing about?" you responded back in her mother's tongue, "hehehehe just saying how i wanna do something with you, i'll give you a hint. it involves pussy." akari's hand quickly went to her mouth, "you dirty piece of shit." you laughed, "are we??? about to kiss right now??"
you two looked at eachother until changbin and felix cleared his throat, "hello??? girls we don't got time for flirting." changbin rolled his eyes in annoyance, "blah blah blah your just mad i get more kitty than you. anywayz,, lemme open this bitch." you cut the package open, revealing a letter, a plushie, and a necklace. "holy shit lix are you shitting me." you started to cry like the crybaby you are, "you bitch. i miss you so much." your words slurred, tears streaming down your face.
"emotional bitch. but i miss you too." felix laughed the pain away, "look (n/n), i got a matching bracelet!!" he showed a silver bracelet with a locket on it, their initials carved into the heart. "FELIX YOU SENTIMENTAL BITCH I LOVE IT." hyunjin clapped, "awee look at our favorite couple." your face wrinkled in disgust, "me and lix?? nah bitch." akari smacked your neck, "bitch don't act like you didn't just cry over a damn necklace." minho stifled a laugh, "i have no idea what you just said but i agree." you threw the middle finger up at all of them, "i hate you all. that's why i speak 3 languages fluently bitch."
"anyway. thank you lix!! i'll wear it all the time. also the plushie??? fucking beautiful. i'll read the letter later!!!" knowing felix was a sappy bitch, he probably wrote a hella cute letter, and you didn't want to embarrass him. "chan!!! your turn!!! i spent money on you bitch, appreciate it." chan laughed, "ok ok i'll open it." it felt like an eternity of him opening the gift, "he finally opened it, in it was a ring, a shrek t-shirt, and a pair of headphones. "i got those bitches on sale. hehehe" you threw a thumbs up at him, hoping for approval.
"woahhh (y/n). how much was everything?" chan loved the gifts, but he didn't want to make your pockets hurt. "80 bucks give or take. but don't worry bro, i got payed. plus, i missed you a bunch & wanted to give you something nice for your debut. love ya channieee!" chan air hugged the screen, "(y/n) you deserve nothing but love. kisses for you."
almost 2 hours went by, your computer was hot but it was all worth it. you now have an army of plushies, a bunch of accessories, and a few trinkets for your collection. "thank you guys, seriously. i needed this." you blew them a kiss, "see you guys on new year!!! love you all!!! goodbye members who i don't know but still love!!!!" you all bid your goodbyes, sharing loads of affection.
the call ended, leaving you a tad empty. you pulled out a few gifts, "merry christmas akari." akari took the small gifts, holding it in her hand as if they were small snowflakes, "(y/n).. you already spent a bunch of money on the members and yourself. you really didn't have to. i feel bad now i only got you a small gift." you slapped akari's shoulder, "bitch shut up. you still gave me a present. if you really hurt about it let's go out and eat!!!" akari laughed at your antics, "yeah yeah. lets go out to a restaurant at dinner."
akari opened her presents, matching necklaces, hair pins, and a small bracelet were found in the bag. "damn (y/n). you went all out. thank you girl." akari hugged you, patting your back and nuzzling her head into your shoulder. you patted her back, "yeah yeah, love you too girl." you pushed her away, grabbing her by the shoulders, "soooo??? where we going to eat." you smiled mischievously, excited on where she was going to take you.
"wait wait calm down. let me give you your present first." you shrugged, "ok bet give it over!!" you waited on the bed, watching akari as she grabbed a box under her bed. she walked over to you, hastily giving the gift, "uhh here. if you don't like it i have a receipt and-" you cut her off, "tch, i'm sure i'll love it." you opened up the gift, finding a pack of lip glosses earrings, and rings.
"woah akari!! these are so pretty. i love them. thank you." you gave her a peck on the cheek, making akari blush. you clapped your hands, "now. time to pick outfits. should we match??? should we correlate with each other?? should we go to a restaurant but go overdressed?"
"we should go overdressed and take a bunch of photos. see if people would try and get our number." you gave her a thumbs up, "this is why you're the braincell."
the two of you spent 3 hours finding the perfect piece to wear. "let's go with this one akari. it's pretty and it's very noticeable." akari looked over to you, "ABSOLUTELY. now go and change. the necklace that felix gave you and the earrings i gave you will match." you grabbed the earrings and the necklace, "thanks akari, i'll leave the bathroom unlocked if you need use it. fair reminder tho, i got a kitty." akari pushed you, "fat coochie type shit." you threw finger guns at her, "your english is evolving."
you and akari came out of the dorms dolled up, looking all shiny and gorgeous. you both got stares from the old people around you on the street, but they minded their business. you felt like a princess. you didn't have a jacket though, but as miss cardi said, a hoe never gets cold. however you were only 99% hoe material, "akari!!! i'm going back in and getting a jacket." akari rolled her eyes, "dumb bitch i told you. it's literally snowing." you ran inside, taking a long jacket, and a cute little hat to match. you ran back to akari, linking arms with her, ready to make her pockets semi hurt. "let's go!!!"
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not me forgetting 2 upload this on christmas PLSHSKS i hope u all had a good christmas & i'm wishing all of u a rly good 2021. lets all make it thru 😋😋😋
