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taeyong as yoongi's best friend





yoongi

can you show me the way to the cave?

sure

thank you

taeyong

i just woke up

can you give me a min before you start being weird?

yoongi

am i that weird?

i dont think so

taeyong

i need water

yoongi

for breakfast?

taeyong

to splash your face, dumnass

dumbass*

yoongi

lmao nuce typo

fuck

taeyong

lmao

yoongi

anyway, gue liat postingan band lo waktu perform kemaren

you're hot

and spicy

taeyong

i know im hot af

yoongi

you are a buffalo chicken wing

taeyong

pasar loak jam segini uda buka belum ya?

yoongi

mau nyari apa pagi-pagi ke pasar loak?

taeyong

mau nitipin lo disana

kalo bisa selamanya

yoongi

you're so mean

taeyong

yes i am

yoongi

i have a question

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i have a question

taeyong

is the eel your question?

yoongi

no

the eel is just having a fun time

taeyong

tobat gue asli

yoongi

my question is

what if cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was mozarella

taeyong

...

first of all, your joke isn't funny, sorry

second of all, its not a fucking question

you already answered it

yoongi

padahal aku cuma berusaha nyenengin kamu

taeyong

skr lo mandi, sarapan, pake baju bagus

setengah jam lagi gue jemput

yoongi

asikk

jalan kemana hari ini???

taeyong

gue ada tiga pilihan si

yoongi

apa apa apaaa

taeyong

1. panti asuhan
2. pasar loak
3. pinggir jalan

yoongi

seengganya ngga ke rumah camer

aku masih belum siap

AHAHAHAHA

taeyong

siapapun yang mau ambil ni anak

bisa hubungi nomer di bawah ini

mensajes ;bts x yoongiTempat cerita menjadi hidup. Temukan sekarang