Jemily One Shots

Hurricane'Pain In My Ass' part 2

(I wasn't gonna make a part 2 but I thought it would be funny, so here you go)
General POV:

"Oh oh oh. Cards Against Humanity. The BAU Edition!" Penelope said, perking up from her seat. JJ snorted at the memory of when they last played the card game.

"That actually sounds like fun. We haven't played it in forever so we probably need to add to the deck again." Tara says.

"Hell, why not add some Halloween ones in there for shits and giggles," JJ added.

"I'm in," Reid pipped up. Derek and Luke nodded.

"Well who am I to argue against all you losers," Emily responded, smirking at them all. "Let's play."

After about a half hour later, after they've decided on the new entries for the cards, Penelope printed them out in the hotel office after some lying about it being about "professional FBI business." Luke helped to cut out the cards and added them to the deck. They were dealt out as they all sat around, drinks in hand, ready to play the game.

Now, the "BAU Edition" of Cards Against Humanity is literally a stack of printed out cards, filled in by the team over time. Some of them were questions and answers borrowed from the original game, or its expansion packs, while most of them were homemade. They also passed around a large, purple pimp hat, complete with a leopard print band around it, and a black feather sticking out from the top. It was meant to be worn by the person reading the cards, and honestly it was the funniest thing. It came into their possession after Penelope found it in her room, claiming it wasn't hers. A whole round of mockery came out of that story. But that's for another time. For now, the hat claimed JJ's head first. It looked ridiculous, but she totally tried to own it.

"I'm not playing." Rossi says standing up to go into the kitchen to refill his glass. There were voices of protest but the older man waved them off.

"Alright, shush you bitches. Ready?" JJ said putting on the hat to start the game. 

Everyone continued cracking up at the sight. Emily then threw her balled up sock at her girlfriend's face.

"Oh you DID NOT just toss a dirty ass sock in ma face, girl," JJ chided, with purposeful head and neck movements, accented with a fake attitude and a side snap of her fingers. Everyone continued to crack up.

"Babe, I love you for trying, but you did that aaaaallll wrong," Emily teased.

"Bitch, please. Don't make me backhand you," JJ replied, trying to remain in character.

"Oh, just try and see who's not having sex for a week." Emily says with a look on her face that says "try me."

The room went silent as eyes waited for JJ to react. Everyone there knew they went at it like rabbits, so to be threatened denial, well...that was serious. They weren't sure if JJ had the ovaries to call her bluff. The two shared a look, trying to one up the other, but eventually, Emily's stare was much more firm, making her threat all the more believable.

"Ugh, fine, you win." JJ admitted defeat.

At seeing JJ cave, everyone rolled their eyes, unsurprised. Emily pulled JJ's face towards her and kissed her as a reward.

"That's my girl," she said, patting her cheek in jest.

"Hey, yo. Madam pimp. Care to start the game?" Derek says to JJ.

"Yeah, yeah, hold your horses." JJ shifted in her seat and pulled out the first black card. "Okay. The best Halloween costume to dress as is..."

They all searched through their cards, handing her their selection. She did a quick shuffle of the cards, then started reading out the answers, which were always followed by a few snickers and sometimes laughter.